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Not Surprisingly, George Michael Manages to Get Arrested During London Pride Weekend

George Michael was arrested for the umpteenth time early Sunday morning after crashing his Range Rover into a store window during London’s Gay Pride. He was briefly detained a police station before being released; cops suspect he, ahem, may have been unfit to drive. The store Michael crashed into was named, appropriately, Snappy Snaps. Like, why wouldn’t it be?

Update: Michael is sorry: “I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”