We truly find it very difficult to dislike Pat Robertson. Honestly, how the heck can we hate someone who provides us with higher quality entertainment than anything on NBC? Okay that’s not saying much, but still.
Just a few short months ago he called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez and he’s now predicting death and destruction for quaint little Dover, Pennsylvania. All because people who wanted to teach intelligent design were kicked off the school board. We thought this would be a perfect time to remember how Mr. 700 Club himself feels about us fags.
Blaming us for 9/11:
“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way — all of them who have tried to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say: “You helped this happen.”
Responding to the horror that is Disney World’s Gay Day:
“I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don’t think I’d be waving those flags in God’s face if I were you, This is not a message of hate — this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It’ll bring about terrorist bombs; it’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.”
We can’t wait for his next quote. This is so much better than anything coming out of Dubya’s mouth.