Perez Passes Mayer Lie Detector Test, Likes Publicity

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No joke – Perez Hilton passed a lie detector test and proved his many claims about John Mayer, like that they kissed as Jessica Simpson rubbed Mayer’s crotch. Here’s a sample of the results. Emphasis added:.

Did you kiss John Mayer on the mouth? YES (True)
Did you use your tongue? YES (True)
Did John Mayer use his tongue? YES (True)

Was Jessica Simpson rubbing John Mayer’s crotch as you were making out? YES (True)
Do you think John enjoyed the kiss? YES (True)
Is John a good kisser? YES (True)
Are you speaking out to get publicity? NO (False)

The ugly truth, indeed.