By Queerty Staff · 24 comments· Updated on January 29, 2024
MORNING GOODS — The insatiable Evan Wadle (aka Evan Wade) has seen these pages before. But we knew you wouldn’t care if the underwear model made a grand return. (Photos: Randall Mesdon/Tetu)
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This man is hot and you must, for the sake of us all, MUST find some minuscule, inconsequential flaw and shine your glaring light of insecurity and girlish immaturity upon it for all to see!
Well, despite some less than complimentary observations made by some on this forum, I personally find Evan perfect from head to toe. I especially like the fact that he’s not waxed and covered in hideous ink. He has an unnatural, natural beauty. He also doesn’t seem to be sporting some obscenely huge appendage between his legs, for me another plus. Now if only I were 40 years younger and in better shape, oh, hell I probably still wouldn’t have a shot. But a guy can dream can’t he?
This is my kind of set. A banquet of 34 shots, EVERY one of them worth looking at, not too young, plenty of bulge and daring, handsome as hell, and a body not all inked up or punctured through with metal.
Bod & hair Ok : would really like more of the nether regions:
don’t know why they do so many pictures and not butt.; best part for some of us! face ok.
@ALANINSLC, I agree 100%. He’s hot but not overmuscled. Pic 4, those piercing eyes. Pic 7, love to wake up next to that. There are a couple of others were he looks like a hot frat boy, you guys can probably pic them out.
@YELLOWRANGER, too fuckin funny. I just saw pic#18, I wanna lick that chest and keep going down, down, down. I also like the hair on his legs, very hot. I won’t comment on every pic because I’ll be here all day.
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Alan
One day there will be a Morning Goods without a lame pun in the title. AND IT WILL COLLAPSE THE INTERNETS.
🙂
Scott
6, 13, 18, 24
alan brickman
VERY HOT!! DON’T BE FAT AND JEALOUS NOW!!!
AlanInSLC
I want to clone this one, and have myself a 3way with both of em. Yummy!!!
AlanInSLC
second comment…whats with all the Alan’s who post? Is Alan the new name for gays these days?
Fitz
IN pic 6, his face looks gorgeous!
alan brickman
All the pics are hot!!
Mr. Enemabag Jones
What a hot and furry closet case!
jwalker666
Wow….hot…He can do me anytime. I couldn’t find a single thing wrong with him.
me
He looks mildly retarded in most of these pictures.
@Scott: #13?? Really?? I’ve seen a bigger bulge on Lady Gaga.
me
@me: I mean #18
Jason
Bitter queens unite!!
This man is hot and you must, for the sake of us all, MUST find some minuscule, inconsequential flaw and shine your glaring light of insecurity and girlish immaturity upon it for all to see!
You have your mission.
You have the effeminate bitchiness!
Now go to work!
EricCz
Husband material!
Freeballer
The size of my erection tells me that I must REALLY like these pics!
Been Around
What’s with the blank pages on the model threads?
Bob R
Well, despite some less than complimentary observations made by some on this forum, I personally find Evan perfect from head to toe. I especially like the fact that he’s not waxed and covered in hideous ink. He has an unnatural, natural beauty. He also doesn’t seem to be sporting some obscenely huge appendage between his legs, for me another plus. Now if only I were 40 years younger and in better shape, oh, hell I probably still wouldn’t have a shot. But a guy can dream can’t he?
dvlaries
This is my kind of set. A banquet of 34 shots, EVERY one of them worth looking at, not too young, plenty of bulge and daring, handsome as hell, and a body not all inked up or punctured through with metal.
THIS should be the goal EVERY day, queerty.
M Shane
Bod & hair Ok : would really like more of the nether regions:
don’t know why they do so many pictures and not butt.; best part for some of us! face ok.
Republican
http://www.charmants.com/wp-content/photos/2008/10/16/p1/evan-wadle-x.jpg
Suburban
@ALANINSLC, I agree 100%. He’s hot but not overmuscled. Pic 4, those piercing eyes. Pic 7, love to wake up next to that. There are a couple of others were he looks like a hot frat boy, you guys can probably pic them out.
Vincent
Would love a few more of the “dirty” Oppedisano shots!
YellowRanger
I would hit it with the force of Thor’s hammer.
Suburban
@YELLOWRANGER, too fuckin funny. I just saw pic#18, I wanna lick that chest and keep going down, down, down. I also like the hair on his legs, very hot. I won’t comment on every pic because I’ll be here all day.
Steven
Bit of fuzz on his back on pic4, which is very cute! But pic3# was pretty awful photographically imo.