Just when we thought we’d seen it all, a new brand of pizza-inspired condoms have hit the market.
Russian designer Marina Malygina created a rubber for people who like sex and food equally. The condoms, which are called “Seriax,” come in a miniature-sized pizza box. Inside is a condom wrapped to look like a pepperoni pie.
Malygina says the idea came from an episode of Friends where Joey is asked the impossible question: If given one option, do you choose food or sex? The answer is obviously both.
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“Fun Bumps” condoms
Typically when we think of bumps and genitalia, the word “fun” doesn’t exactly spring to mind. But, hey, to each his own, right?
For Vampire geeks and diehard Stephenie Meyer fans.
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These are obviously made exclusively for gay men.
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Uh-uh… those Gumby condoms give off a serious “To Catch a Predator” vibe, if you get my drift.
And if those Twilight condoms are anything like the movie, I’ll only put the first one on half-way before I give up altogether and forgo the rest in that package. Thanks, Twilight… now you’re REALLY causing AIDS.
I get mine bespoke http://www.theyfit.co.uk/ 😉
I get mine bespoke at TheyFit. 😉
So the pizza condoms are from Russia…does that mean gays aren’t allowed to have them?
I just had pizza for lunch.
Are they pizza flavored, and do they have a vegetarian choice?
I’d like a deep dish ‘stuffed’ with Italian sausage to go…
@Xzamilio: Anyone who remembers Gumby isn’t under age. You’d have to be at least 26ish to know who Gumby is at this point.
Where can we buy the pizza condom?
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Gives a whole new dual definition of “topping” :p
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
You can find them at Pizza Sluts nationwide……………
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