DOH!

Play-Doh Snaps Into Damage Control Mode After Unwittingly Distributing Dildos To Children

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Which is why we’re scratching our heads over how in God’s name Play-Doh’s Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset came with an icing attachment that looks so irrefutably like an alien phallus.

And we’re not the only ones who think so. Play-Doh had to do some major damage control to its Facebook feed when photos started popping up of angry customer complaints in the form of weird plastic dick pics.

Here’s a few:

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Play-Doh has promised to replace the parts with something that doesn’t look like it’s a prop from a space porn, but that didn’t stop families the world over from having an extra special Christmas surprise lurking under the tree this year.

h/t Gawker