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So the whole douche-lesbian *guido* trend thingy is a funny one. Almost as funny as lesbian homies. It was on full display at this year’s Dyke March. We need a guide, like the one below, but for the girls:
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mickey'smouse
She makes for a cute douchebag LOLOLOL
homofied
So the whole douche-lesbian *guido* trend thingy is a funny one. Almost as funny as lesbian homies. It was on full display at this year’s Dyke March. We need a guide, like the one below, but for the girls:
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/paulguynj/guido12.jpg
Bad Boy
Ick…as a man I can see her real age! I love Mimi though!
galefan2004
I wasn’t aware Mariah Carey was a pop star. I thought she was a pop has been.
edgyguy1426
She’s got the cute cub thing goin on
thatguyfromboston
I still wouldn’t fuck her.
Vito in PSP
She looks like a lesbian bear!
7SK
She looks like Chris Daughtry. With shit on his chin.
Mika
I wonder if Nick Cannon got pegged that night…
OMG
She looks like a gerbil with those puffy cheeks. She sure makes an ugly man, good god. Stick to long hair and make-up Mariah, cause you need it honey…
Tommy
She looks ridiculous! Is she supposed to be Eminem? She doesn’t even look like him.
jason
The poor girl has lost the plot. Maybe it’s all that money and too much time.
Get a life, Mariah. Your mental condition is now seriously in question.
F123
Its MIMINEM! Dont take it so serious, its just to make a funny video,she is not pulling a Chazz…Love Mariah….
BobP
Unbelievably lame.
Jacob
So freaking flawless