The Enlightening is upon us.
Straight men everywhere are finally opening up to the wonders of anal pleasure and discovering the many uses for their buttholes — “booty eating” is now a thing among them, which means we should expect to hear more stories about celebrity men on the forefront of this fascinating renaissance. Right? Right.
Deadspin has published a gossip item from a tipster with a text message from “a very reliable source,” and more importantly, a good story about Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter on all fours, ass in the air, demanding to have his “asshole eaten.”
Haha so she does.
Photo: Derek Jeter/Facebook
muscl954
I wonder what was in the gift basket.
crowebobby
Some things are much better when they’re being done than when they’re being talked about. (Just one man’s opinion.)
Desert Boy
A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. This isn’t even hearsay.
Milk
@Desert Boy: Unless a friend kisses of a friend kisses of a friend that kisses that friend and it taste like shit.
Paco
We are reading this because rim jobs are gay? Sorry to break it to you, but gays don’t have a monopoly on “anal pleasures”, and never have. But thanks for the story about heterosexuals having sex.
Tracy Pope
@Paco:
But don’t you know?
Heterosexuals! Anal pleasure! Sports stars!
I guess that’s what makes headlines now…
Billy Budd
Here in Brazil, when straight guys ask for a finger to be inserted while they are fuck*ng a girl, we call it “GROUND CONNECTION” or “Ground Cable”. Straight men rarely ask this to their wives. They leave these sex fantasies to be fullfilled by call girls and in rare cases, by a guy.
scotshot
@muscl954: Mouthwash & moist towelettes.
vive
Is “gift basket” slang for something? 🙂
jayj150
Why is a site called Queerty so obsessed with straight men’s sex lives?.
jar
Derek Jeter hasn’t come out yet? Maybe once he’s retired then.
michael mellor
I would not be surprised if Derek Jeter has been rimmed by a man. A tongue is a tongue.
Most straight men would allow a man to rim them.
ibernard
One more way to spread disease.
i don’t particularly care how clean your rosebud is,
it’s a rat race, and the rats are winning.
This is the only place where I draw the line:
Neither a rimmer or rimmee be.
Now I’m sure I’m gonna get a ton of “you pussy” email replies.
To each his, or her, own.
Bob LaBlah
This story sounds more like an INTENTIONAL leak to cover a gay scandal involving Jeter. Everyone knows Jeter is gay and he even knows that for the most part no one really gives a damn whether he is or not. Or should I say I sure as hell don’t.
Love you Derek. You are an all time great baseball player. Please keep your low profile and keep’um guessing.
o.codone
@ibernard: “you pussy”
Paul
I really don’t care about what Derek Jeter does in his bedroom and of course Queerty posts a story with a very sketchy credibility…click bait.
Kangol
More power to Derek Jeter. Get that azz eaten out, bae! I’m going to miss him in Yankee pinstripes. He was easily one of the greatest that ever graced that team.
nyREDpig
Where is the like and disliked button on Queerty? I am new. 🙂