Will Anti-Gay Former Senator Make It Big Or Have To Rely On New Journo Gig?

Rick Santorum Headed To Hollywood?

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Could the movie business really be that sick?

Rumor has it former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum – who likens homosexuality to bestiality, among other things – has held meetings with Passion Of The Christ producer Steve McEveety.

The movie reportedly revolves around terrorism, so we imagine it’ll be called “Towel Head” or something equally terrible.

Meanwhile, good old Rick’s definitely got another new gig: newspaper columnist. The Philadelphia Inquirer‘s giving Mr. S. a regular column. Maybe print really is dead.

The good news: we won’t have to listen to him talk.