Another week goes by, and with it another opportunity to peer into the life of River Viiperi, the 24-year-old model famous for baiting — er, we mean bathing — on camera. Hey, everyone needs a thing.
And he does seem to have a preoccupation with getting sudsy for the world’s consumption.
Related: Are These Model River Viiperi’s Long-Awaited Full Frontal Pics?
Last time he showed off his bubbleicious fashions, and now he wants you to see how he preps for those long days of pouting.
How about we take this to the next level?
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If the below video is to be believed, River’s life is essentially a so/so pop music video.
Sounds about right.
Watch below:
Mick406
Worthless video! I wasted my time.
Doughosier
If only beautiful people had no idea they were beautiful.
Stache
I’m not going to look but you just know vanity smurf here has an Instagram where he posts new selfies of himself every day that ends in y.
DDstar1me
@Doughosier…my sentiments exactly.
redcarpet30
@Doughosier: They are a rare find, but they are awesome.
VampDC
You know River is a known homophobe right?
He hates when his male fans gush over him and CONSTANTLY remind them that he is only into women and has no interest. The guys a jerk.
Dave Downunder
I guess he needs to cash in now because right now youth is on his side. Let’s see what 5 to 10 years do to him.
Sluggo2007
I think he’s very common.
MacAdvisor
@VampDC:
“You know River is a known homophobe right?”
No, I don’t know any such thing. I have never met the man (though I certainly would enjoy doing so) and I doubt you have either, VampDC. Unless you have some source for your libelous statements, I suggest you retract them.
In reply to Sluggo22007:
The last think River is, is common. He is a truly lovely man and that is rare, not wildly rare, but very few people have his classic looks. Whether such looks should give him fame and fortune is another issue, but he is not common.
MacAdvisor
Opps, think = thing, damn autocorrect.
Stache
@MacAdvisor: “Unless you have some source for your libelous statements, I suggest you retract them.”
You do realize you’re on Queerty and not in a courtroom? Lol
Stache
@MacAdvisor: God. Not that I care but it’s not hard to find stuff about this little twits homophobia. Agreeing with his friend Paris Hilton that all gays will die of aids isn’t very enlightened.
MacAdvisor
@Stache:
Stache, great ID photo, btw. I do realize I am not in a court room, but writing disparaging things about someone in a public forum can rather quickly land one in a courtroom. I couldn’t find much that indicated homophobia by River with the exception of his participation in Ms. Hilton’s rant and even that was rather mild. At the end, he appears to be disagreeing with her.