Another week goes by, and with it another opportunity to peer into the life of River Viiperi, the 24-year-old model famous for baiting — er, we mean bathing — on camera. Hey, everyone needs a thing.
And he does seem to have a preoccupation with getting sudsy for the world’s consumption.
Last time he showed off his bubbleicious fashions, and now he wants you to see how he preps for those long days of pouting.
If the below video is to be believed, River’s life is essentially a so/so pop music video.
Sounds about right.