Well good morning to you, too.
Things are in full swing this a.m. as Spanish model River Viiperi’s alleged nude photos have leaked.
And they do not disappoint!
Here’s a drumroll of spicy Instagram shares leading up to the big finish:
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Brian Birch
I see no full frontal that matters… NO BEEF
Damian Mitch
Well he has an ugly small penis. And he looks like a tool. Pass.
Eric Lillie
We guys all have a penis whats the nig deal
ted72
Such captivating eyes…
ted72
@Eric Lillie: I think it’s small, it’s beautiful. But, the question is who cares? This isn’t news worthy
Amaurys Arias
As a gay man I can believe I’m going to say this: I’m tire off this full frontal pics… We get it they have a penis.
DCguy
Can something be long awaited if nobody knows who the person is?
Eric Oswald
There are no full frontal pics. There are close-up shots of someone’s penis, but no full frontal. Full frontal means all of the front of a person, nude. None of that here. These could be anyone’s dick pics.
Ray Southern
Yet another site that wants the clickbait clicks but doesn’t have the balls to show the actual pics. Yawn…….
Marcus Bryant
but the pics are still hot, he is extremely sexy and those eyes, OMG! full frontal or not they are still great pics, you queens and bitches need to stop hatein.
Stefano
He is handsome, sexy, young….NEXT !
UltimateSin
OMG, it is so adorable. Tickle tickle, tickle tickle tickle.
Joe T
There sure are a lot of catty ass bitches on here with their “small penis” quips. Believe it or not there is more to someone than the size of his dick. Gays are so fucking shallow. It’s pathetic and embarrassing.
crowebobby
After 70 years of noticing dicks, I’ve come to the conclusion that a pretty one is the rarest thing in the world. Not an exciting one, there are millions of those, but a really pretty one.
Arnold A-train Alfred
This website’s name needs to be changed to Thirsty
Dean Richardson
Dear Queerty –
It really is ok to give up posting like a 14 year old boy looking at the underwear section of his mum’s clothes catalogue.
Michael Claypoole
Awesome collection of hot photos.
dean089
OMG, I guy has a dick! Most male models show us 95% of their bodies on a regular basis. If you have to actually SEE his dick in order to imagine what it looks like, you probably need to get out and see more dicks up close and personal.
DarkZephyr
I always wonder why the dudes who whine about posts they don’t like just don’t LOOK at the posts. I mean why did you guys even click on it if your sensibilities are so offended?
@Damian Mitch: feel better after saying something so needlessly mean?
MacAdvisor
If I may suggest, pictures of handsome, young men are much like same-sex marriage. If you don’t approve of same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of the same sex. Problem solved. If you don’t want to look at just another photo session of some gorgeous hot guy, don’t look. Your problem is solved. However, for those of us who DO like looking at these photos — and I could spend the rest of the afternoon staring into those lovely blue eyes while imagining all the things I’d do to him — then let us look in peach and quiet. We aren’t going to force you to look. We won’t even force you to click on the story. Let’s just assume, if you clicked on the story, you wanted to look. We will assume any comments about how you really didn’t see this stuff is just something you put down to explain the link in your viewing history to your boyfriend.
Captain Obvious
@Damian Mitch: He posted a lot of pics of his butt poked out so I’m assuming he’s a bottom anyway. His penis size doesn’t matter when his ankles are touching his ears.
BigWill
@Ray Southern: I know, I do not get it. They post, daily, guys in all states of undress…all this salacious stuff (which I’m all for!) but then stop just short of showing everything. It’s nuts.
Justin Westwood
He is DISGUSTING
Stefano
@DarkZephyr: Maybe they are masochists? Loll
Denver1
I for one just love the variety of penis sizes…but who the hell is this guy? Why is he relevant? and to whom is he relevant to?
cabe
he looks like he’s 13. Justin Bieber’s younger brother?
Tracy Pope
@Joe T: I don’t care about his penis size. When he looks like he’s 16 it is weird to me that it’s discussed though.
RushtyCrush
@Damian Mitch: I mean, he’s a hell of lot better looking than you. Not that it takes much, noticeably.
martinbakman
At long last, the long awaited pics are here. The Champaign is flowing. Cheers all.
Markajv
@RushtyCrush: Post comments that are relevant to the article, written in clear language and that avoid personal attacks on editors and your fellow commenters. Read the Queerty Comment Policy
mujerado
Dick pics are NOT full-frontal. Typical false-advertising clickbait.
ArtM
I went on the link to ‘see River’s penis’
and
THAT’S MY PENIS……………I think………….my face IS missing………but it looks like MY PENIS…………or it could be my neighbor’s……..or my cousin’s………or……………….
ArtM
@MacAdvisor: Why don’t you stop writing us this dribble and get back to your looking?