Scary “Gay” Flap.

The Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network are pissed at The Simpsons after bully Nelson Muntz described something as “gay” on the sitcom’s Halloween special, which we can understand. The funny thing, though, is that at the end of the sketch – during which Muntz gets eaten by a giant, racist pumpkin – Muntz declares, “I’d rather die than hate.” Apparently not. [E!]