Denials

Singer Pink Denies Her Milkshake Brings All the Girls to the Junk Yard

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Pink, the singer best known for songs like “God Is a DJ” and being the butchest pop star ever, was reading about herself recently in the News of the World, which “reported” she said, “I’m not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am.” This is funny, because Pink has spent so many years denying she’s anything but straight. She even married some motorcross stud to prove it! But she’s got an image to protect, so she responded to the report in typical celebrity fashion: Twitter.

Pink’s retort: “I just read that I’m bisexual. So 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts [straight].”

Sounds like she’s just upset she wasn’t up there with Britney and Christina when it came time to lock lips with Madonna.