High-spirited Weekend Update correspondent Stefon has taken his unique nightlife coverage to Yelp, where it looks like Pete Wentz’s breeder bar, Angels & Kings, “has everything!”:
NEW YORK’S HOTTEST BAR IS ANGELS & KINGS
Although it should be called Angels & Queens! Scandalous!! (Pete Wentz is a giving loverrrrr).
Located in the middle of the fountain in Washington Square Park, this pan-sexual portauthoriparty is the creation of Italian club owner Tranny Hall.
And this place has everything:
Mr. Miagi impersonators, skinny cholos, a jacuzzi of expired milk, a Polynesian nanny who looks like Smokey Robinson…
…and look who just walked in!
Is it Natalie Portman? No! It’s an old Irish Black man we all call “Murphy Brown”!
Plus, if you come on Sundays, you can meet the two year-old Ultimate Fighting champion Drooly Lips Jackson – he’s got fists like little empanadas!
Wait. does this mean GOOOOTH is no longer hot?