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Super Hot, Super Hard Boners On Full Display For Vice’s “Groin Gazing”

student-smallVice, cultural online magazine and beacon of all things slightly-SFW, has published a hard-hitting photo series observing — in it’s natural habitat — one of the most breathtakingly beautiful subjects a photographer could ever hope to shoot: The Boner.

Yes, hardened male dick is the star of “Groin Gazing“, a series by photographer Claire Milbrath and styled by Mila Franovic, which consists of several tight shots framed around hard dick begging to break free from restrictive jeans, underwear, and sweatpants.

The anonymous and visibly aroused models are styled to represent a number of different dudes, from “The Skater” to “The Stoner,” “The Businessman” to “The Pool Boy,” and every “Boy Next Door” and “Boyfriend” in between. If you want to fall asleep reading how HuffPo thinks this is some scientific statement about and “male gaze,” or how Jezebel thinks this is about “female desire,” go ahead and click those links.

If you’re just here for the dick, scroll down or check out the full series over at Vice.

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The Hunter

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The Skater

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The Basketball Player

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The Artist

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The Boyfriend

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The Student

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18 Comments

  • Niall

    Student looks like he has a lumpy dick.

  • viveutvivas

    The boyfriend is hot.

    But the student? That’s just a guy with a cold and a bundle of tissues in his pocket.

  • karl61058

    Does anyone else see that these all look like the same guy in different clothes? Looking at the hands it seems that it is.

  • QJ201

    Fake. All the dicks are remarkably the same size and perfectly straight.

  • Matthew Tharrett

    @karl61058: According to the Vice article, there were only three models that posed for all the photos. It’s possible I posted all photos of the same model here, but the photos aren’t labeled, so there’s no way to know for sure.

    Unless, of course, you’re a dick analyst…

  • Sammy Schlipshit

    Boring and stupid….been done for years…and often better.

    Those girls need to get out more….and have more friends who are gay.

    Hells bells, this site has more interesting ‘bulge’ shots than those.

  • JennyFromdabloc

    I think these are hot, especially the hunter and baller. The sexiest moment is right before full reveal.

  • Hillers

    All well and good, but without a view of the face, I’m afraid it’s a no go for me.

  • bottom72

    I love checking out men’s crotches. I love scopping out erections.

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  • Mezaien

    Matthew Tharrett · Queerty Editor
    @karl61058: According to the Vice article, there were only three models that posed for all the photos. It’s possible I posted all photos of the same model here, but the photos aren’t labeled, so there’s no way to know for sure.

    Unless, of course, you’re a dick analyst…

  • Sammy Schlipshit

    Boooorrrrrrring. One could find more eroticism just by googling photos of Jon Hamm.
    Nothing titillating about any of those photos.

  • allegiance2none

    Another stereotype that phagz LOVE penithes no matter what type or shape, but obviously the color white. BORING!

  • Milk

    It’s sexy only if it’s unintentional instead of hiring models to pose.

  • melewis

    @JennyFromdabloc: I agree with you. It is very sexy.

  • Keebler ILF

    @karl61058:
    I was wondering why they all hang to their left.

  • Bostonboy617

    It’s the same model in all the pics, correct? Seems like it

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