Conservatives Having Nervous Breakdowns Because of Probable Obama Victory

The results are still coming in, but conservative pundits are already smelling defeat. Here’s a rundown of some of the freakouts happening as the votes are tallied.

Bill O’Reilly: “The white establishment is now the minority. And the voters, many of them, feel that the economic system is stacked against them and they want stuff…People feel that they are entitled to things and which candidate, between the two, is going to give them things?”

Mike Huckabee: “I think Republicans have done a pathetic job of reaching out to people of color. Something we have got to work on.”

Bryan Fischer:  “If Romney loses, job 1 for conservative base will be to inject some spinal fluid into those guys.”

Jonah Goldberg: “National Review post-election cruise ship listing to one side as NR triples load of alcohol.”

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  • Katbox

    I don’t know… Things aren’t looking to good for Obama from where I’m sitting.

    “People of color”
    What morons.

  • Dakotahgeo

    @Katbox: LOLOL… things are looking a LOT better for President Obama than they are for Mitt the Twit and Lyin’ Ryan! Read the stats and weep, my child. Congrats, President Obama- VP Biden! We just KNEW you could do it!

  • Rockery


    It did look iffy at the beginning but what a turnaround!

  • rand503

    And maybe if they stopped the gay bashing, that might earn them a bit more respect as well. Just a though, Bill!

  • 2eo

    I hope his stroke leads to his death.

  • Bellerophon69

    “Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., told Jonathan Martin of Politico that “if we lose this election there is only one explanation — demographics.”

    “If I hear anybody say it was because Romney wasn’t conservative enough I’m going to go nuts,” Graham said. “We’re not losing 95 percent of African-Americans and two-thirds of Hispanics and voters under 30 because we’re not being hard-ass enough.”

    This is why the Republicans lost; their platform is elitist and exclusionary. There is no moderation or middle ground on their issues.

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