THE END IS NEAR

Conservatives Having Nervous Breakdowns Because of Probable Obama Victory

The results are still coming in, but conservative pundits are already smelling defeat. Here’s a rundown of some of the freakouts happening as the votes are tallied.

Bill O’Reilly: “The white establishment is now the minority. And the voters, many of them, feel that the economic system is stacked against them and they want stuff…People feel that they are entitled to things and which candidate, between the two, is going to give them things?”

Mike Huckabee: “I think Republicans have done a pathetic job of reaching out to people of color. Something we have got to work on.”

Bryan Fischer:  “If Romney loses, job 1 for conservative base will be to inject some spinal fluid into those guys.”

Jonah Goldberg: “National Review post-election cruise ship listing to one side as NR triples load of alcohol.”

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