QUEERTY SELECTS — Plastic surgery is always a delicate topic. When it comes to butt implants, it’s the surgery itself that can be delicate. Clay Cane shares the story of “a friend of a friend” (suuure, Clay!) he calls Mr. My Hump, who got his ass cheeks stuffed with an artificial plumper. Things didn’t go so well when the guy had sex after the surgery. [Clay Cane]
John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
Nooo!
AJ
Mr. My Hump went to a doctor and last I heard it was something he had to live with. Unfortunately, if he got the implants removed it would flatten his ass even more. Not only is his ass flat, but it is deformed and periodically goes on vacation in the lower back region.
I can’t breathe.
Bob Lablah
Thank you queerty. I was discussing the issue of having to live with yourself with a group of friends this weekend and while we were reminiscing about the late Jack Wrangler and the days when there was very little choice but to live with yourself the and look the way nature intended for you to look the subject of plastic surgery came up.
I could not believe how many bodybuilders have had plastic surgery to look like they do. No wonder the ESPN channels stopped carrying those lame bodybuilding shows. Think for a minute. When was the last time you saw one on TV?
This is the time of year when many “girls” move into the gym in preparation for the annual march down Fifth Ave shirtless. I hope none of them have a “failure” at the wrong moment. I don’t think I would be able to control my laughter.
Pragmatist
I’ve got no problem with plastic surgery; none at all. But some procedures shouldn’t exist. This is one of them.
GranDiva
This is where I, a black man myself, feel incredibly superior. My — whole lot of — big, round ass is all natural and isn’t moving anywhere, sex or no sex.
John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
@GranDiva:
Ohh….how do you know he wasn’t black??
Clay’s black and always goes on how he hangs around only black circles…
Jus saying…
And I know quite a few black guys with flat asses…but I know it’s not the norm for Afro-American dudes…
Brandon
@ GranDiva
If you read the entire article it clearly says that the guy was black. U still should be grateful for yours though. lol.
Mark M
I think people are too harsh on plastic surgery. I had some minor work done 3 years ago, and I love the results. The real story here is to not save a few bucks by doing medical tourism.
If you don’t like something- freakin fix it. Time is short, and you have the right to enjoy yourself.
solitaire
People always want to take the easy route to perfection, when a little squat time at the gym would go far.
Al Benson
There are certain injected fillers used to correct HIV buttock wasting that could help him after he has the solid silicone implants removed. PMMA was approved in the US 2 years ago but is terribly overpriced. Other brands from the Neatherlands and Brazil do an excellent job of buttock reconstruction. The formost Doctor in HIV buttock reconstruction (also ‘cosmetic’ enhancement) is Luis Casavantes and can be found through Google.
TANK
Thank god for plastic surgery. It’s the answer to the disease that is age which, when I start to deteriorate after thirty five, will make very good use of. This anomaly? Traumatic, I’m sure… I don’t understand people who don’t go to the best, and plan for contingencies when getting SURGERY.
hardmannyc
So weird, because getting a bubble butt isn’t all that hard – just certain exercises.
CondeNasty
@HardManNYC
What excercises Hondo? I am flat as fuck and I do squats, donkey kicks, lunges…..etc. Do tell…..
Tommyz
Any excercise the involves constant and repeated muscle contraction will enhance an ass. Oh I long for the days of the Aids Ride in California. All those boys had small to middling asses and trained trained trained – then just before the ride – bubbles as far as the eye could see.
Course – you can’t fight nature completely – if its not in your genetic code – you won’t have it.
gurlene
@CondeNasty: Go to http://www.youtube.com and put in butt exercises. You will find plenty of tips there. You can also google the topic and get suggestions there also.