BATTLE OF THE ASSES

Tom Daley v. Jack Laugher v. Chris Mears: Which Team GB Diver Has The Best Ass?

team-gb-best-ass-daley-laugher-mearsWe renewed our interest in straight Olympic diver Chris Mears this week when he posed for the debut issue of gay luxury lifestyle magazine Winq.

One thing led to another and, well — we posted a few pictures of Mears with fellow Team GB divers Tom Daley and Jack Laugher. The boys were spending so much time together during the 2012 Olympics that their shirtless trio poses have inevitably led fans to threesome fantasies.

“I’ve had a couple of funny suggestions [on Twitter],” Mears said, “normally guys asking for foursomes with me, Tom [Daley] and Jack Laugher.”

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Unfortunately, we don’t (and probably won’t ever) have footage of a steamy Team GB threesome, but the recent posting of Tom Daley’s debut bare ass shot means we do have photos of their asses. Mears posed nude for Gay Times in January 2013, and Laugher did the same in October.

Obviously, we need to take a poll on which Team GB diver has the best ass.

Click photos to see the uncensored version (NSFW).

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Jack Laugher

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Tom Daley

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Chris Mears

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24 Comments

  • jimy9992000

    Finally: a Queerty poll that validates my opinion of what’s hot. All my other favorites for “who’d you rather?” always end up second to last . . . cuz this is my first time voting for a blond and the other winners are generally hairier and bulkier. Just sayin’. That pic of Jack Laugher’s ass is still my background picture on my laptop since it came out. I wanna be friends with it.

  • wagnerwallace

    Jack Laugher has the nicest ass, but the worst face :-/

  • Wadey-New Zealand

    On ass alone? Definately Jack..

  • MK Ultra

    Well, all of them have nice asses without exception, but I’m gonna say Jack Laugher.

  • Mike

    LOL Tom Daley is behind…pun intended.

  • dougmc92

    I was going to say Jack- but I thought Chris might be running closer to Tom….VERY suprised that Daley is in 3rd- I guess you guys are shoving him down our throat too much!

  • capsule

    It’s a tad unfair to compare posed and obviously touched-up photos to a blurred snapshot taken with a smartphone.

  • capsule

    @dougmc92:
    You should see a fourth poll choice. Many want to see professional photos of Tom’s naked butt. Tom is already popular enough so I don’t think he is that desperate to do a nude photoshoot for the gay magazine though.

  • capsule

    @Tackle:
    I think the same can be said of Chris Mears nude pics. Attitude magazine uses touched-up photos of men and women models and celebrities.

  • Tracy Pope

    Tom Daley – Only because his seems to be the only one not photoshopped. Otherwise Chris Mears.
    Sorry Jack Laugher, in spite of the butt, I’m not big on blondes.

  • dougmc92

    @capsule: if Jack and Chris keep getting attention for posing nude- media whore Tom WILL join the fray- I think that’s why he let his friend take the pic and post it- she’s his #1 ally/friend- she has NEVER done anything to expose Tom in a bad light before- they set that up!!!

  • pauleky

    Daley is a distant third based on these pics.

  • stanhope

    Nothing against Tom but he shouldn’t even be in the contest with these other 2. Jack is in a class by himself. He even got the ass dimple…be still my heart. That said, I doubt Tom cares since he is a top. I base that on Dustin Lance Black wouldn’t have him otherwise.

  • dougmc92

    since you put up the butt shot of Tom- take down the poll vote for the other pic- just add that into his 20%- if you like his butt in a speedo, you’d like it bare…

  • Stache1

    I voted for Jack but someone needs to calm down with the photoshop. His face looks like a cupie doll.

  • unbiasedparrot

    @stanhope: Oh please DLB is lucky to have him. Anyone would be lucky to have him. Lol @anyone here pretending they can do better.

    Tom is not a top. Vers (leaning towards bottom) sounds more like it.

  • Wadey-New Zealand

    @unbiasedparrot: Listen to you going on as if you know them personally LOL… I can’t see anyone here making out they can do better, however not everyone thinks Tom is gods gift, its called personal preference. Also i think Stanhope has a better idea of how it is. Logic says Tom is a top, as DLB is clearly a bottom. Its not 100% obviously but better than your “sounds more like it”. Just sayin

  • Cagnazzo82

    Jack Laugher’s ass looks like it’s been nicely shaped and pressed by years of wearing speedos. Too bad he’s not gay…

    Or… is he?… :O

  • dougmc92

    no- Jack’s str8…I know Tom used to say that, too- but how many of us bought that?? With Jack- it’s believable….as for the top bottom debate- maybe they use a double headed dildo- or DLB brings in a porn star he’s used in the past to fuck them both- we all know gay relationships that have regular 3ways or are open, etc….

  • Bopper1

    …seriously, who would turn down any of these fine asses?…nice work everyone!…

  • litper

    Jack has a nice bum, but trans face… is she “straight”?

  • BRENT

    Come on boys — they’re all pretty damn gorgeous!

  • scotty

    i would eat that like ice cream. but yeah why not have all three? i think we owe it to ourselves

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