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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Said About Gay Sex By Conservatives

Chocolate - stonesoup

 

“I want to say homosexuals eat each other’s poop. Homosexuals stick their hands into their rectum. Homosexuals stick all sorts of deviant sexual things into their rectum… And they call poo poo, chocolate.” Matin Ssempa

 

What Dumb Conservatives Will Hear: Gay sex involves eating poop.

The Reality: It takes some genuine ignorance to end up on a list with only ten spots twice, but then again, we could have probably made an entire list of quotes from Martin Ssempa alone.  During a press conference, Ssempa displayed a slideshow of gay men participating in scat play.  He then went on to discuss in detail, how eating ‘poo poo’ or ‘chocolate’ is the standard for gay sex.  Not only did Ssempa exhibit an enormous amount of intolerance, he also ruined chocolate for us all.