Another day, another video of totally awkward body language between Melania Trump and her husband.
Yesterday, the Trumps were seen walking across the White House lawn to a helicopter bound for Ohio.
Dressed in a banana yellow trench coat, Melania chose to wear the garment draped over her shoulders rather than putting her arms through the sleeves.
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When Donald, who was recently accused of cheating on her with a porn star shortly after Melania had given birth to their son, Barron, reached for his wife’s bejeweled hand, he was unable to find it, grasping at the open air.
Things got even more awkward when the couple then bumped into each other, resulting in the stoic first lady stiffening up like a board as her husband maneuvered around her.
People were quick to notice Melania’s swift hand-withdrawal technique:
“If I don’t put arm in sleeve he can’t grab hand”
— Dead Pool (@MrPoolToYou) February 5, 2018
I always wondered why Melania wore her coat in such a stupid manner. I’ve never seen any woman consistently wear every coat like that. Now I know why! So Trump can’t ever grab her hand! Ha! Wearing a coat like that seems uncomfortable but look at the alternative. #coatskills
— Christie Chappell ? Proud Resister ? (@OhSweetCinna) February 5, 2018
Watch.
WATCH: President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump depart the White House on their way to Ohio pic.twitter.com/unoZ5xyEXN
— NBC News (@NBCNews) February 5, 2018
Just two people in love, right?
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ChrisK
At least she doesn’t have to worry about slapping Dotards hand down.
DCguy
Countdown to all of the screenames for the anti-lgbt Trump Troll “Mo Bro” who regularly attack Pelosi, Michelle Obama or the Obama daughters to come in here screaming and crying that Queerty wrote about a woman and how cruel and horrible that is…..then wait five minutes and they’ll be back to attacking Obama’s daughters again.
leobaga
Another masterpiece from Graham Gremore. *clap clap
GayEGO
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Melania also does not want to get that Orange stuff on her hand!
Stefano
Everything to make fun of Donald Trump…
paul dorian lord fredine
yes, and your point is…?
leobaga
That’s a great thing. That’s why Trump keeps on winning.
DCguy
leobaga said….
That’s a great thing. That’s why Trump keeps on winning.
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Yeah, “Winning” like Charlie Sheen right?
paul dorian lord fredine
the odd position switch a if he had to be closer to the photographers. also odd, he let her go up the steps first. usually he just charges ahead leaving her to follow.
dwes09
I am sure his handlers have corrected him many times on his etiquette regarding Melania. Perhaps it has finally sunk in?
jckfmsincty
She’s unsure where that little hand has been.
darren michaels
Melania is no doubt very aware playing her part in this charade will guarantee her considerable benefits later. Trump is no doubt unaware of his continued need for attention and adulation. His pathology includes grandiosity, which he’s clearly got; ADHD, which he’s clearly got; and narcissistic personality disorder, can’t be diagnosed without a first-hand evaluation but is certainly a part of his personality. Trump is like a traumatized child constantly seeking attention and praise. Throughout his career, voicing his considerable wealth and success has created the attention he craves. Unfortunately, most of what he’s previously volunteered of his wealth and success was, in fact, a reaction of his father’s doing, not DJT. Virtually every business, from Trump Vodka or Trump the Board Game or Trump Model Management and on and on have all crashed and burned miserably with his having lost in excess of 1 billion dollars following his casino dreams.
http://gawker.com/a-complete-list-of-donald-trump-s-business-disasters-1764151188
The continued bragging of his wealth and success has contributed to the reputation the masses thought qualified him to run the gov’t. But continuing to avoid producing his tax returns, or being so extremely guarded when he’s asked to prove his wealth, speaks. Individuals like DJT would otherwise participate in every opportunity possible if it contributes to the illusion. Much like owning a tower in Manhattan with his name in big gold letters his tax returns would be a medal of honour. I won’t be the least bit surprised to learn he’s nowhere near as wealthy as he claims, and current goings-on will very likely result in DJT facing charges for financial crimes. The world will become aware of his activities and the extent of his charade will result in becoming his legacy as the man who conned America.