WATCH: Epic Harry Styles Gay Argument Gets A Thespian Makeover

Think of any online or in-person argument you’ve ever had about some celebrity’s alleged sexual orientation, and comedy group Dead Parrot is about to show you just how stupid you probably sounded.

Watch this re-enactment of a REAL argument that happened between YouTube members ‘Sophie Danze’ and ‘Jilianlovesthebeibs’ in the comments section of a video for One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful” and you’ll never want to have that particular argument again.

Even though we’re not sure if any variation of “ZOMG I have PROOF Harry Styles is gay!” deserves this level of Shakespearean commitment, it’s still pretty hilarious to watch.