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WATCH: Learn “How To Pick Up Guys” From Professional Homosexuals

Now that he’s determined just what a gay guy looks like, too-cute vlogger MarkE Miller is back with his boyfriend Ethan Hethcote to dish some tips on how to pick up guys.

Listen up, everyone! Apparently hot spots for gay man snagging are the gym, the coffee shop, and “a bar, or something.” Additionally, showing midriff and making sure your target is actually gay helps as well.

Once you’ve snagged a date, make sure to avoid any awkward gay kisses, as outlined in the couple’s last video:

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15 Comments

  • Justen

    Step 1: Be attractive.

  • GingerBrandon

    @Justen: That certainly helps. In their case, they were actually proactive with how they met each other and just started messaging, etc. so I don’t know if they’re the best at picking up guys ‘IRL’.

  • sportyguy1983

    Easiest/best way to pick up a guy? Be hot, good looking like them. What a couple of dimwitted guys.

  • Tyler100

    @sportyguy1983:

    These two literally film everything they do together. And their “do I look gay” series of videos demonstrate a preoccupation with perceived masculinity and passing. They’re obviously just really young and naive, and perhaps a little self-absorbed. But maybe they’ll grow out of it.

  • damnskippy

    Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t a “professional homosexual” a prostitute?

  • sportyguy1983

    perhaps a little self absorbed? having a youtube page for people to follow you means you are completely self absorbed.

  • Spike

    Wow, Davey Wavey must have seriously pissed someone off at Queerty, I thought he had exclusive rights that his only his videos would be posted on such mindless topics.

  • WayDifferent

    Was this filmed in 1988? Even my poor gay ass gathered some cash to update my décor.

  • J with da tea

    They are adorable. Young and naïve? Sure ha but adorable nonetheless.

  • crowebobby

    These guys don’t happen to be my glass of tea, though they’re certainly good looking and pleasant, but I get a great deal of free entertainment out of many of the attractive, funny and almost always half-naked young men who post similar videos on YouTube. A lot of them also make a very decent living doing it. You get to choose which ones you want to follow and which you want to ignore, so there’s no reason to put any of them down as self-absorbed. They’re like street musicians; you can stop and listen or walk on by.

  • Ridpathos

    This was not helpful at all.

  • damon459

    Really what crap! This site use to have something that resembled news not it’s just snarky bullshit. If I wanted snarky bullshit stories like this I could go to perezhilton.com

  • disneyvillain

    Definitely lost some braincells watching this. On the upside they are two very attractive doorknobs.

  • mpwaite

    OMG.. WHAT IDIOTS!! and I have a question… Who is the Hell started using the word “LIKE” after every other word???!! Straight or gay.. IT’S ANNOYING AS HELL!!

    OH and boys… REALLY??!! No one is interested in your pick up banter…… murphina’s Gay Law: “If you’re pretty; you’re getting laid”

  • JDean

    midless shit, for mindless queens

    Also, what’s a professional homosexual? Aren’t they called escorts?

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