WATCH: Learn “How To Pick Up Guys” From Professional Homosexuals

Now that he’s determined just what a gay guy looks like, too-cute vlogger MarkE Miller is back with his boyfriend Ethan Hethcote to dish some tips on how to pick up guys.

Listen up, everyone! Apparently hot spots for gay man snagging are the gym, the coffee shop, and “a bar, or something.” Additionally, showing midriff and making sure your target is actually gay helps as well.

Once you’ve snagged a date, make sure to avoid any awkward gay kisses, as outlined in the couple’s last video: