BRAIN DEAD

WATCH: Nancy Pelosi Is A Zombie Queen In New GOP Attack Ad

OMG, how does the Republican Party know we’re addicted to The Walking Dead? Why else would John Dennis give his new attack ad against incumbent congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) a whole zombie spin? We would totally party with that satanic animal-sacrificing coven.

Of course, we might party with Dennis, who is both pro-gay and pro-pot, too. We just wouldn’t vote for him.