WATCH: Tori Spelling Profiled On A Very Special Episode Of Hoarders

Though we haven’t had a truckful of plastic surgery and our gazillionaire father didn’t stiff us in his will, we really relate to Tori Spelling. She just seems like the kind of girl who gets invited to the A-List party, but has to stand in line to get in. (Story of our life.)

In this spoof of A&E’s addictive reality show Hoarders, La Spelling is subjected to an intervention when it become apparent her collection of gay men is getting out of control. BTW, that’s Sally Kirkland (!) as the interventionist.