GREAT EXPECTATIONS

We Won’t Forgive George Michael If His “Ultra-Gay” Album Sucks

Sometimes fabulous trainwreck George Michael has finally released details about the ultra-gay album he’s making to apologize to gay kids. You’ll recall that Michael felt bad for repeatedly letting down little queerlings with his repeated toilet trumpery, drug sniffery, and car wreckery; but we’re ready to forgive you George! After all, it’s not like you imprisoned a male escort and illegally purchased stolen masterpieces like Boy George or anything.

Michael told NME:

“For this album I’m going to be working with either gay or gay-friendly artists, and it’ll be a mixture of tracks sung by me and others by great young gay artists – possibly unknown ones. And I’ve lined up some really great dance producers to work on it too, so it’ll be a pretty stunning record.”

Michael added: “I’ll be 48 when the album comes out, but I have to say that gay men’s relationship with dance music probably doesn’t end at the same time as straight people’s does.”

Sounds great Mike, just lay off the disco dust, eh?