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Which True Blood Character Should Go Gay(er) in Season 4?

TV gossip hound Michael Ausiello has been cuddling at home with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s watching the first three episodes of the upcoming season of True Blood. And he didn’t even invite us! Now we’ll have to wait until June 26 with the rest of you minions to see all the vamp-action Alan Ball has in store for us. But in the meantime, let’s steal a lick off Ausiello’s scoop.

According to the TVLine, the HBO hit series about Southerners who get off on having sex drenched in other people’s blood (not to be confused with the Newt Gingrich documentary…) will go from gay to ga-haaaai in season 4 when yet another character gets involved in a same-sex romance. No word yet on whether the romance will be same-species, however.

So with openly gay Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) strutting with his hookah (endearment for long-term Latino lover) all over the town of Bon Temps while bitchy bisexual vixens Pam and Sophie Ann (Evan Rachel Wood) suck on whatever lollipop lands on their lap… we ask ourselves, who?! Who in the True Blood universe is next to be bitten by the gay?