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Why Davey Wavey Auditioned For Porn But Ended Up Backing Out

By Queerty Staff April 22, 2010 at 1:04pm · 24 comments

Because it would have put the kibosh on various opportunities later in life. Well, any that hanging out in your underwear on YouTube wouldn’t already.

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24 Comments

  • Captain Save-a-Ho

    Who at Queerty has a boner for this waste?

    April 22, 2010 at 1:04pm
  • MarkofAntares

    Old Daveywavey (from 2008ish) was much better. New Daveywavey is a little full of himself (also not that attractive). His bf is cute, though.

    April 22, 2010 at 2:04pm
  • Lanjier

    I wouldn’t want to see a porn film with him in it, with those arms swimming around. The only thing that would be turned on would be a sea turtle.

    April 22, 2010 at 2:04pm
  • Cam

    I LOVE how Queerty always seems to post up articles about how this guy gives out advice to live….um, do we really want to take advice from somebody that was in a bad enough state that they auditioned to do Porn to get out of it? lol

    April 22, 2010 at 2:04pm
  • Erik

    How big is he? I guess if he is willing to think about porn, maybe he’d share his size.

    April 22, 2010 at 2:04pm
  • Kelena Agan

    Backed out due to his small dick?

    April 22, 2010 at 4:04pm
  • Disgusted American

    Davey is a cutie for sure…and Yes he has a Great Bod…but Im sorry- His voice BUGS ME! It’s his voice/yes he’s not putting on an act..but MARY…..you look so macho, but when you start talking – its like High Heels come flying out of your mouth.

    April 22, 2010 at 4:04pm
  • Qjersey

    That voice whining and moaning while being pounded would kill my woody.

    April 22, 2010 at 4:04pm
  • TONYD

    @Qjersey: You’d have to constantly keep something in his mouth- he’s the male equivalent to Fran Drescher!

    April 22, 2010 at 4:04pm
  • oliverdouglas

    I do try to remain positive but this is sub mundane….zzzzzzz

    April 22, 2010 at 7:04pm
  • JonathanHasHasIt

    He has reached the nadir of stupidity, narcissism, frivolity and dumbness.
    Nothing worse than a stuck-up, zen-delusional moron dispensing advice that no one asked him for.

    April 22, 2010 at 8:04pm
  • Hilarious

    Story sounds made up to me. Unless by porn he meant one of those sites that use obvious crackheads instead of hot guys.

    April 22, 2010 at 8:04pm
  • jeffree

    As a sound technician, I can explain the problem. Most microphones cannot register, record, or amplify the pitch level of his voice. Even our beloved AutoTune can not fix that hot mess of a vocal range.
    Thats not so much of a criticism as it is a sad truth, so don’t kill the messenger.

    As suggested before, if he learned to use ASL (American Sign Language) he can put the constant motion of hands & arms to good use. He’d then be able to enter the niche market of porn for the Deaf & Hard of Hearing.

    I love Queerty’s comment about Davey Wavey

    April 22, 2010 at 9:04pm
  • nautilusjv

    He’s cute and young and fairly dumb. What will internet archaeologists think about this in 100 years? Not much probably, but this sh*t lasts forever…

    April 22, 2010 at 10:04pm
  • Bruce

    ugh, that sums up my entire feeling about Davey Wavey, he was cute way back when but now he should just know better.

    April 23, 2010 at 12:04am
  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Maybe he just didn’t “measure up” for a porn career

    April 23, 2010 at 9:04am
  • Frozen North

    Wow, for all those complaining about his voice or his arms, um…have you really listened to dialogue in porn lately? The vast majority of the “stars” sound more than a little girly.

    There’s a reason they only give them two lines of dialogue, and it ain’t just ’cause of the bad acting.

    And for the jerks who are all “tiny dick.” Seriously, we kinda need to stop waving that around like it’s a big insult. Says a lot more about you than anyone else, really.

    And for the record, he was accepted. So it’s doubtful he’s “tiny.” Since, the major studios usually don’t even have bottoms with small dicks. ‘Course I don’t have any evidence. *hint*

    April 23, 2010 at 10:04am
  • Franco

    He lacks perspective and he contradicts himself, often.

    April 23, 2010 at 3:04pm
  • Ken S

    Looks like the age of incivility- where snark flows freely from the safety of distant keyboards- is is full swing. Wait, you guys, I think there’s one little spot left where you missed crapping on him.

    Don’t get me wrong- I love irony. But this whole “on Monday we’ll bemoan how gay people are slandered and derided, on Tuesday we’ll rail about the gay youth suicide rate, and on Wednesday- hey- let’s mercilessly tear down that stupid faggot who bothers to take care of himself and has the temerity to try and spread his wishy-washy positive-thinking bullshit”… well that just comes off as less ‘humourous irony’ and more ‘bunch of bitter, hateful assholes.’

    April 23, 2010 at 6:04pm
  • David

    You guys are really horrid and mean. I wish gay men were less venomous.

    April 27, 2010 at 10:04am
  • vernon

    @JonathanHasHasIt: I couldn’t have stated it better. He used to be pleasant to listen to and to watch, but now he is too much to take.

    June 16, 2010 at 12:06pm
  • scott ny'er

    @Ken S: You bring up some interesting points. But I think there is a difference between a LGBT person who goes about their day like everyone else and is slandered/derided VS. a LGBT person who promotes themselves on youtube, in their underwear, no less.

    Daveywavey is somewhat similar in a way to that Naked Cowboy. And I think many people slander/deride him. And anyone who had a youtube blog/show I think will open themselves to slander and/or praise.

    Btw, I’m not a prude. And if he can make money off of it, kudos to him. Or if he does this for whatever reason, all power to him. The thing is, Queerty promotes him and thus I see it and click on it at times. When I go to youtube I don’t search him out. I never see him. It’s only on Queerty. Believe me, if Queerty didn’t promote him here, I’m sure a lot of these comments wouldn’t happen.

    June 16, 2010 at 1:06pm
  • David

    I’d like to see him take up the ukulele.

    August 28, 2010 at 4:08pm
  • Anon

    @JonathanHasHasIt: Amen.

    September 30, 2010 at 3:09pm

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