With New Baby, Madge’s “Happy”

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Alright, so by now we all know that Madonna‘s adopted/stolen a baby from Malawi.

So, how does Madge feel now that’s she gotten her new guppie? In a statement, the pop-star insisted, “It’s so worth it. He’s just the best baby ever. Guy and I have never been happier.”

See the above picture? That’s the new baby. Who’s that woman holding the baby? Not Madonna. But don’t worry, Madonna’s really, really excited about the baby. So excited, in fact, that she can only hold its bottle.

She probably can’t concentrate as she plots her next baby crime-spree. The Daily Mail reports:

And she has already got her eyes on a three-year-old girl from the same village as David. Describing the moment she saw her, she said: “I looked at this child with questioning dark eyes and the saddest smile. I thought, ‘She looks just like me.’ I told Guy, ‘We must give this child a home, too.'”

Damn! This bitch is far crazier than we ever imagined! Her excessive fame fame has either turned her brain to mush or she lives in a parallel universe (or both, actually). Anyway you cut it, she’s out of control.

Does she plan on just taking babies until someone stops her? Is she trying for an entire rainbow of children? We’ve got Lourdes, who is brown, Rocco, who’s a little cracker if we ever saw one, and now little black Daniel.

Where will she strike next? Your guess is as good/offensive as ours.