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Won’t Anybody Sue Barack Obama Over Letting Gays Mark ‘Married’ on the Census?

Even though the federal government doesn’t recognize legal same-sex marriages, the U.S. Census Bureau will count them as such if they marked the “married” box on the 2010 Census. Outrage, says predictably outraged president and public nuisance Randy Thomasson: “Marriage is only for a man and woman. That’s the law they need to follow. This needs to be a lawsuit. Somebody needs to sue the federal government to enforce the Defense of Marriage Act.” So, um, do it?

[photo via Life]

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