Long before there was DickPics4Freedom, a new Reddit thread dedicated to standing up against the NSA by voluntarily posting photographs of their erect penises, there was Fly That Cock.
Fly That Cock is an 18+ NSFW Tumblr page that encourages male travelers to “catch a flight, go to the toilet and flash it” then e-mail their dick pics to the site’s curator for evaluation upon landing. Select photos are uploaded to the internet database for public consumption.
There are a few ground rules, of course. Absolutely no minors allowed. No disturbing other people’s privacy. And, please, no flashing innocent bystanders. Also, don’t include your Twitter handle with your photo.
So far, hundreds of men from all around the globe, including some pilots and flight attendants, have submitted selfies to the x-rated website since August 2013. And the varying types of penises are plentiful. Hard, soft, cut, uncut, pierced, you name it. Some men include their faces in the pictures. Others remain anonymous.
Seriously, we had no idea snapping dick pics in airplane lavatories was such a huge trend. This is going to have us thinking twice the next time we’re on a flight and we see a dude slip into the bathroom with his cellphone.
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Captain Obvious
Some people just can’t stop waving their privilege around. The world is becoming dumber by the second.
Glücklich
@Captain Obvious: Is privilege a euphemism for dick?
ingyaom
That’s a lot of un¢ut c0ck.
Richard Holaday
Goes to prove, traveling cock isn’t the best looking cock ð???
David Sutton
I guess this means that the “mile high club” is utterly passe
Xzamilio
Just glad it’s not blumpkins.
Anthony Grayson
Really? Stop embarrassing yourselves.
Joe Orfant
Some people have too much time on their hands.
John Kovacs
John Crotty
Billy Budd
People are nuts.
avesraggiana
Don’t men the world over have better things to do? Men…
Glücklich
@Xzamilio: I literally laughed out loud at that! Between this and the “Milk Milk Lemonade” post you’re the funniest poster on here. Great sense of humor.
Clark35
I’m not surprised people are doing this on reddit.
jwtraveler
Why?
Aly Khan
I’m so doing this…who with me? Dawn Duncan Andrew Sipos Lawrence Leung Kevin Noel
spiffy
No. Showing just your nose and mouth is not showing your face.
If this has been going on since 2013 and only hundreds of men submitted pics, the campaign has not been that successful.
And once again, there’s nothing rebellious or revolutionary about a dick pic, no matter where you take the photo.
TemptyK
Meh!
Geeker
Why do I get the feeling most of these guys aren’t strangers to flashing their dicks.
onthemark
@spiffy: “And once again, there’s nothing rebellious or revolutionary about a dick pic, no matter where you take the photo.”
I wouldn’t advise taking a dick pic at Auschwitz. Or Arlington National Cemetery. That would be wrong.
But the last time I took a dick pic in St. Peter’s Basilica, everyone got upset. Those Catholics are so uptight. They acted like they’d never seen a dick before, get real.
NoCagada
@Joe Orfant: ESP WHEN FLYING PLANES!
Casey Equality Paradies
Why did this need an article. Who cares. Sounds fun though.
Captain Obvious
One of them was sitting butt naked on a flight with his dick up in the air and cheeks on the seat.
That’s just unsanitary and nasty. Could’ve even got arrested if he was spotted.
Not sure how adding yourself to the no fly list is helping America.
Maude
What a waste….where’s the glory-hole?!!
BrianOH
What’s the big deal? It’s just guys taking dick pics on a plane. Nothing shocking – guys have been taking / posting dick pics since the beginning of the internet.
Xzamilio
@Glücklich: I try 🙂
Barry Spicer
Gemma Stockley Thomas Peter-Robert Irons
Joshua Siegel
I like how there are “ground” rules for taking an in-flight dick pic. ð???
Saint Law
@Captain Obvious: Shut up. Srsly. You’re duller than asphalt and twice as thick.
J.r. Graff
Really? …
bottom250
there is never enough dick pics. God I love Dicks
Captain Obvious
@Saint Law: I feel sorry for you now. You’re really obsessing over an anonymous person on the internet. Please get some sort of therapy.