In a recent interview with John Oliver, public enemy #1 Edward Snowden once again confirmed that NSA workers have been snooping through your nude selfies and X-rated photos. Looking at them, gawking at them, sharing them, maybe even masturbating to them.
âThe good news is that thereâs no program named the âdick picâ program,â Snowden said. âThe bad news⌠they are still collecting everybodyâs information, including your dick pics.â
(Nosy bitches!)
âIf you have your email somewhere like Gmail hosted on a server overseas or transferred overseas or anytime it crosses outside the borders of the United States, your junk ends up in the database,â he continued.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
(Oh, great. Thanks, Gmail!)
Now, a group of guys have decided to take matters into their own hands and stand up against the nosy NSA⌠by voluntarily posting photographs of their erect penises on Reddit.
So far, over 100 proud patriots have already submitted their pictures to DickPics4Freedom (NSFW. We repeat: NSFW!)
When asked by Oliver if people should stop taking dick pics, the sexy whistleblower replied: âYou shouldnât change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere thatâs doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because youâre afraid, you donât care about those values very much.â
Itâs encouraging to see so many men out there still value their right to snap a dick pic.
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Kealan Devaney
Robert Corcoran
Tom Belkowski
Well, that’ll teach ’em!
Tom Hughsted
Some nice pics there!
hyhybt
(NSFW. We repeat: NSFW!)
There are times when that should be considered too obvious to need saying.
Brian Sparky P'ark
What a way to start the morning off
Alan Bennett Ilagan
It’s a bit like giving matches to an arsonist, no? Not that I’m in the least upset by the trend…
Sheldon Siegel
Freedom doesn’t suck. Can’t say the same for me. Lol
1898
What is your obsession with Reddit? Did you get tired of Tom Daley?
Captain Obvious
If people think the danger in America is dick pics then this country is more idiotic than one could ever imagine.
The real scary things we will never know about. Anyone who did know would be dead.
Snowden isn’t a threat because he doesn’t really know anything or he’d be dead. This is all a stupid farce and total distraction from real issues. America is all about distracting citizens from anything of real importance or value while “shielding” us from the real world like we’re a bunch of children.
Jon Hexum
https://www.reddit.com/r/DickPics4Freedom/comments/323rj5/hard_nine_inches_9_23cm_for_freedom/
Zac Coffey
Benjamin Douglas Buchanan
Roberto Lago
I guess it’s easier than calling or writing your Congressional rep. Who rule the world? Dicks.
lauraspencer
Am I the only one who needs to see a face attached to the dick pic? I don’t get excited over seeing headless body shots. Not knowing who the dick is attached to really matters.
If the posting is about “freedom” isn’t the point lost if you don’t show your face?
TrueWords
A brief discussion on the definition and cultural relevance of the term “thirst trap.”
This is the age we ALL live in NOW…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCaUnPE6w8
Chris Miller
Reading this as I sit in an airport
QJ201
The pic of the d*ck leaking precum with the caption
“Shedding a tear for Murica”
made me gag on my coffee
Stan Schulz
Let’s all pretend this is about freedom. It’s just pornographic and self serving to one’s narcissism. I enjoy porn as much as the next guy but at least be honest with yourselves.
Balkanicus
That’s big!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DickPics4Freedom/comments/323rj5/hard_nine_inches_9_23cm_for_freedom/
Christopher Lo
Hot.
Milk
These people just want an excuse to post a dick pic. The point about NSA is they will collect everything about you regardless if you are a willing participant or not. That include your faces attached to those dicks or whatever compromise data you got inside the devices you uses everyday.
James Alfred Thomasson III
Shane Lipe
Nik Hua
Now this is a cause I can get hard over.
Arcamenel
Dick pics normally don’t do anything for me but there were a few that made me…quiver.
Xzamilio
@Captain Obvious: Wow… THANK YOU, Captain Obvious. As if we don’t already know that.
Balkanicus
@Milk: ofc it’s fun excuse to post dick pics, genius. So what?
whymilikethis
Umm, because men are gorgeous? The question is ridiculous and is only clickbait. Arcamenel, a few make me quiver too. <3
Evji108
The Road to Freedom is Long and Hard!
Shane Lipe
Deano W Reynolds
Kris Mayo
Gavin Crossley Patrick Troddyn Tony Pearson Stuart Watts Neil James Foster
James Bell
My oh my.
Eric Johnson
Katie Worzalla
bottom250
There is never enough dick pics honies.
McShane
The sexy whistleblower?
mujerado
@1898: What do you care?
Ron Parsons
God bless America!
Emily Graves
Brendan Vincent
spiffy
@lauraspencer: THANK YOU! Faceless pics are just stupid, whether it’s torsos, junks or trunks. This has nothing to do with freedom.
Oscar M. Lopez
Eloy lol
stranded
the dude in the picture is BEAUTIFUL!
Bruce Dillon
FINALLY!
(*;*()
Jeremy Malean
He’s hot
Joshua Stearns
they all can send a copy to my phone then.. LOL
Chaz McNulty
Larry Jr. Henry
Captain Obvious
@Xzamilio: My name, your dumb reply. If your dumb ass actually watched the show you’d know that most people really don’t even know who Snowden even is. Why did you assume I was speaking to your directly? I’ll bet you think this song is about you. Lmao. Girl, bye.
@Stan Schulz: Not all of them, one guy posted a pic of his dick next to a tube of chapstick… the chapstick was slightly bigger. I think he was erect.
The “movement” is dumb though and totally opposite of the point that Snowden supposedly represents. That’s why comedians really shouldn’t be allowed such a platform when it comes to politics. They really do skew real issues to the point of trivialization when it comes to the many really dumb people who actually use these shows as their news source.
Most people who watch that show legitimately did not know who Snowden is, yet he felt the need to cover a serious political issue on a comedy show for an uninformed audience? Everything that’s wrong with America. Very messy and irresponsible. I certainly won’t be tuning in again, I only landed it on because I fell asleep during a movie anyway.
Travis Smith
I know how patriotic you are Angie .
TemptyK
I really got a thing for American guys!
Bob Rimac
Stick it to bigoted pizza makers, too.
Craig Marker
Still a traitor.
David Russo
Oh, Hell–EVERYONE has seen MINE! LOL
Javal Wilson
No comments, but I did save the link for further investigation.
Timothy Kender.
Downloading reddit now. Thank you!
Don Green
!!!! * love. this post.
Christian Wells
Well, viva la revolucion, hahahahahahaa
Saint Law
Lot of salivation going on on this thread – who knew there were so many glory-hole users?
Oh and btw if you daren’t show your face then you aren’t free.
Cam
So people in the NSA supposedly like looking at naked pictures, and to protest that, people are posting naked pictures to the web?
Maybe I missed something but…. lol
Captain Obvious
@Cam: Just wait till the cellphone implant that goes in your arm comes out. Looks like a tattoo, is basically like a concentration camp barcode.
Idiots will come out in droves for that too, especially if they call it an iPhone. America is becoming like that movie Idiocracy.
Also these dweebs don’t even know what the NSA uses private pictures and other data for. In the event they want to shut you up, shut you down, or basically blackmail you into submission they’ll whip out your personal kinks(among other embarrassing info). The NSA basically has a giant bank of personal diaries of every citizen who has an internet connection thanks to Google(the top offender who sells all of our personal data, personal searches, interests, and sells them to the government $$$).
It’s the first step in the police state being able to ruin the lives of anyone they want to keep in line.
And God forbid you’re the type who doesn’t use the internet or uses it but doesn’t have a social media presence. Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but all the people going nuts lately firing guns on people had no social media presence. For a while news outlets were claiming people who don’t have a Facebook page are more likely to become mass murderers because they’re just so terribly anti-social and crazy.
People don’t really understand just how destructive all of this stuff really is. So they’ll make light of it and post dick pics not realizing those pics of them wearing diapers while sucking some guys dick or wearing a puppy mask while pissing on newspaper is what they’re really after.
People really buy that kinder gentler government crap and think this place is seriously all about Freedom. We’re so free that the government is trying to run pre-crime analysis on people based on their social media presence and internet searches.
Time to be careful what you search, upload, download, or like on the internet now because it could easily be linked to some random crime you never would’ve committed and have never committed.
Peter Pozo
Zan Cole
teddy55
When did a dick pic become “full frontal”?
Douglas Sleutel
I don’t understand how this is supposed to influence anything. Sure the publicity is good but posting your pics for everyone to see because someone has seen it that you didn’t want to is ludicrous. Ah well thanks for the pics guys.
Ethan K. Ellis
Oh ya, that will make the NSA think twice before……….well……um….
Marco Rodriguez
Mark Bill
blackberry finn
@Captain Obvious: Thank God we have Captain Obvious to be a guiding light for the deluded masses!
cvdixon29
Nice! Cool site too, I went there and checked it out đ
Bryguyf69
@Stan Schulz: Why can’t it be both? Why are they mutually exclusive? Huh?