Zachary Quinto Sucks at Being a Priest Almost As Much as Real Priests Do

Bull fighter. Priest. Party clown. If gaylebrity Zachary Quinto can succeed at being Tori Spelling’s BFF, you would imagine these gigs wouldn’t be much of a challenge. You would be wrong.

(And before you get on my sack about the headline, it’s not a grading of Quinto’s acting skills. Re-read it.)