We're not exactly sure why, but Paper deployed "socialite" Fabian Basabe to interview Ann Coulter on fashion. Sure, Coulter looks nice in a black skirt, but so does our collective mother, so we're not convinced the conservative pundit really deserves a sartorial platform.
Regardless, Coulter dishes on getting her hair did, Rush Limbaugh's legs and the Ann Coulter Barbie doll – "Her skirt is "actual size," says the despicable politico. Of course, no interview would be complete without a little John Edwards gay-baiting:
FB: You frequently appear in short skirts. Whose skirts do you like this season?
AC: Hmmm, I'm not sure. What's John Edwards wearing? We seem to wear the same panties.
Wait, Ann Coulter wears panties? How does she keep the tentacles in place?
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She "tucks" those tentacles like any good Drag Queen.
And I love how "straight" Fabian is asking about this season's skirts…
oh please… Anne Coulter wouldn't know what to do with a dick if she had one (ask Bill Maher). She's too much of a coward to be a drag queen and too much of a bitch to have balls.
I would believe… that he has blood sucking tentacles… and she doesn't need to keep them in place ALL the time… they only grow full length during a full moon (cuz if you notice, Anne never makes an appearance on nights with a full moon!!! check that shit out!).