Ann Coulter Takes Another Gayish Shot At Edwards
We’re not exactly sure why, but Paper deployed “socialite” Fabian Basabe to interview Ann Coulter on fashion. Sure, Coulter looks nice in a black skirt, but so does our collective mother, so we’re not convinced the conservative pundit really deserves a sartorial platform.
Regardless, Coulter dishes on getting her hair did, Rush Limbaugh’s legs and the Ann Coulter Barbie doll – “Her skirt is “actual size,” says the despicable politico. Of course, no interview would be complete without a little John Edwards gay-baiting:
FB: You frequently appear in short skirts. Whose skirts do you like this season?
AC: Hmmm, I’m not sure. What’s John Edwards wearing? We seem to wear the same panties.
Wait, Ann Coulter wears panties? How does she keep the tentacles in place?
She “tucks” those tentacles like any good Drag Queen.
And I love how “straight” Fabian is asking about this season’s skirts…
oh please… Anne Coulter wouldn’t know what to do with a dick if she had one (ask Bill Maher). She’s too much of a coward to be a drag queen and too much of a bitch to have balls.
I would believe… that he has blood sucking tentacles… and she doesn’t need to keep them in place ALL the time… they only grow full length during a full moon (cuz if you notice, Anne never makes an appearance on nights with a full moon!!! check that shit out!).