
Because vampires are all the gay rage right now, and half of you are fantasizing about Robert Pattinson, it was only a matter of time before someone came up with an way to include blood sucking in your sex life. The fine folks at masturbation company Fleshjack deliver … a product that too closely reminds us of this. (via)
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I wonder if Robert Pattinson volunteered to to have his fanged mouth molded, LOL!
The vampires in Twilight don't have fangs…
If you scroll to the bottom of this article however (http://www.comicsalliance.com/.....products/), you will find what is supposed to be a Twilight inspired didlo… it's sparkly.