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Darren Criss Doesn’t Mind When Gay Fans Lick His Face

cos-01-darren-criss-xlDarren Criss is pretty hot, right? He claims to be completely heterosexual, but that doesn’t mean we’ll ever stop drooling over his shirtless photos and that legendary sweaty shower scene.

Don’t you just want to grab his face and lick it?

You’re not the first one, apparently. In an interview with Cosmo this week, the 20-year-old actor dished on 101 sex tips to make your man say ooh la la his craziest encounter with a “Gleek gone wild”:

Cosmo: Have you ever had an encounter with a Gleek gone wild?
Darren Criss: A guy licked my face—straight up grabbed my head and licked my face.

Hot!

And because it’s Cosmo, they had to reassure readers that he isn’t gay in real life:

C: You’re not gay; you just play gay on TV. Do you ever feel the need to assert your heterosexuality?
DC: No. I know who I am. I feel bad for guys who have to flex their muscles. But hey, if that’s the way to make yourself feel comfortable as a man—as long as it isn’t antagonizing anybody—go for it. I’m okay with your getting a Miata to feel like a dude; just don’t be a dick about it.

Now if only we could get him to use “dick,” “muscles,” and “lick” in the same response, the world would be a much better place.

[Photo: Cosmo]

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Sep 10, 2013
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  • 14 Comments
    • Palmer Scott
      Palmer Scott

      Face? Face? What piker is going to grab that man and just lick his face!?!

      Sep 10, 2013 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      Why would he mind? He lets Ryan Murphy lick more than that.

      #aaaaaaandscene

      Sep 10, 2013 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dewin
      dewin

      A Miata doesn’t make anyone a “dude,” dude. It’s a girly car-

      Sep 10, 2013 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JDJase
      JDJase

      @dewin: That was the joke.

      Sep 10, 2013 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      He handled that well. If a stranger licked my face, I’d be a little horrified. I don’t know where that tongue’s been!

      Sep 10, 2013 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lailaichong
      lailaichong

      I don’t think he is hot enough to make everyone want to lick his face.

      Sep 10, 2013 at 9:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Humberto Agostinho
      Humberto Agostinho

      O Darrem Criss é um homem muito lindo, mas além de lamber seu rosto eu adoraria lamber também seu cuzinho e encher seu saquinho de beijos. E penetrarmo-nos um ao outro dos jeitos mais deliciosos.

      Sep 10, 2013 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @Palmer Scott: One who doesn’t want to be injured or arrested?

      I’m just trying to figure out what the blue animated monkey has to do with any of this.

      Sep 10, 2013 at 11:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BECQueerty
      BECQueerty

      No. 7 Translation: The Darrem Criss is a very lovely man, but in addition to lick your face I also love to lick her ass and fill her purse with kisses. And penetrarmo us to one another the most delicious ways.

      Sep 10, 2013 at 11:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BECQueerty
      BECQueerty

      Use English. Remember, it’s the language of commerce (B5).

      Sep 10, 2013 at 11:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Yvonne
      Yvonne

      he isn’t a poor man

      Sep 11, 2013 at 3:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      I think he is very talented. He must be a really great actor, because I would have sworn on a stack of Bibles that he was gay. (I’d swear to lies on a stack of Bibles since its just a book, but I digress.) If he is really straight, then it is more evidence we are winning the war.

      Sep 11, 2013 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Palmer Scott
      Palmer Scott

      @hyhybt You do realize I was joking, don’t you?

      Sep 11, 2013 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @Palmer Scott: Of course.

      Sep 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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