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David Geffen, Vain? You’re Kidding Us Carly Simon

No it wasn’t Kris Kristofferson or Warren Beatty, but David Geffen that Carly Simon considered “so vain” — at least according to a new track that, when played in reverse, reveals the target’s first name. David, of course, is a big gay, and at the time was head of Simon’s Elektra label. But don’t confuse “enjoys having cute younger guys as his lovers,” like boyfriend Jeremy Lingvall, as vanity. That’d be jumping to conclusions.

UPDATE: Or not.

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By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 26, 2010
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  • 13 Comments
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      Exactly which of us, if we were insanely rich, would NOT enjoy having cute young guys as our lovers, hmm? Or even if we weren’t insanely rich?

      Feb 26, 2010 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Forrest
      Forrest

      Not all gay men chase kids. Some of us are in wonderful relationships with other adult men. Why is that so hard to believe?

      Feb 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron in Honolulu
      Aaron in Honolulu

      Jeremy Lingvall would have never dated this dinosaur if he was only making $40,000 a year. I’d give this relationship a few more months and then Mr. Lingvall will turn into record producer Jeremy Lingvall or director Jeremy Lingvall. Isn’t that how it always works???

      Feb 26, 2010 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      David Geffen is a Hollywood Power-broker with a Big Dick and a Casting Couch and threw the Clintons out of AirForce One because he chose “Barack Obama” for us! Wrong David or Carly Simon was really a slut! It’s probably David Crosby (who’s ego was responsible for the break-up of the Byrds and Julie Cypher’s sperm donor – Eww!) – who didn’t always look like the AARP guy.

      Feb 26, 2010 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dirty Ole Man
      Dirty Ole Man

      I have no earthly idea what this thread is about,
      but that is one hot picture. Just look at the chemistry
      between President Obama and that young hottie.
      Look at how he’s glaring at the President.
      That boy has a hard-on for powerful men..

      Feb 26, 2010 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      Joni Mitchell also wrote a song about him…

      Feb 26, 2010 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      The boytoy is 40 years younger than David. That’s really creepy… like banging your Grandpa. I’d love to eavesdrop drop on the conversation between these “lovers.”

      Feb 26, 2010 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew Sansone
      Andrew Sansone

      Carly Simon is a Trending Topic on Twitter today! http://bit.ly/a9IaX7

      Feb 26, 2010 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh AZ
      Josh AZ

      The kid should make as much money as he can, as quickly as he can. Then, do what HE wants. Geffen is more than willing to “rent” friends and partners – he has his whole life.

      Feb 27, 2010 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      @Josh AZ:

      So did Merv Griffin and others here in town.

      How many stories did I hear about some young thing you, “spent time” with big name here and he sent him iPods, cars and paid his rent.

      Good for Geffen LOL

      Feb 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh AZ
      Josh AZ

      @Marcus: Exactly. If you’re for rent – get as much as possible as quickly as possible. This kid is worth $100,000 a year, plus gifts and things. That’s small change for Geff.

      Feb 28, 2010 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ali
      Ali

      @dontblamemeivotedforhillary:
      How do you know he has a big dick?

      Aug 5, 2011 at 9:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      figamoshop

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      Jan 26, 2012 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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