We’re not even sure what Miss Universe is supposed to be these days. A college scholarship program? A scouting arena for adult video proprietors? An excuse for Donald Trump to hang out with women one-fifth his age? Whatever it is, it happened last night, and representing Lady Liberty was Miss USA Kristen Dalton, who is not a drag queen.
But as NationalWaterCooler.com points out, she certainly appeals to one.
Alas, America’s gal didn’t win; Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez did. Queens get no respect.
Kiwi
USA would have stood a better chance if they had actually sent Miss Paul in her place.
a.tun
Kiwi: OMG I agree. Miss Paul FTW!!!!
Randy
Miss USA should be a judge on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race!
Take THAT, Carrie Prejean!
Brit
Talk about getting the look for less!
GranDiva
Miss RuPaul is too old to be Miss USA. By a far piece.
BussaBus
I think there’s something else different about RuPaul that makes him ineligible to replace Miss Usa!
RudePaul
RuPaul would have been a much better musical guest than Heidi Montag! At least RuPaul knows the lyrics to his own music!!
RuPaul would have been a better hostess too, that gal who cohosted with Billy Bush was terrible!
Robb
Miss U.S.A. is in the Toddler’s & Tiara’s version of RuPaul’s outfit! More Pro-Am might have helped her!
AyRod
Love the pictures on that site of Miss China and Miss Venezuela’s crown falling off!
But I’m sick like dat!
Ertma
I really wish Miss USA had won just to rub it in for Carrie Prejean!
Meg
Supermodel of the Universe!
Andy
Miss USA must be a Rupaul fan! @Randy Yes, she would make a great judge on Drag Race season 2!
JessieFan
RuPaul’s hair is much better too, as long as we’re going there….
Fergie
RuPaul could also have Heidi Montag on Season 2 of the Drag Race, she could teach contestants to lip-sync for their lives!
Steph
You betta work, bitch!
Sorry, I just love saying that!