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Even With RuPaul’s Outfit, Miss USA Loses at Miss Universe

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We’re not even sure what Miss Universe is supposed to be these days. A college scholarship program? A scouting arena for adult video proprietors? An excuse for Donald Trump to hang out with women one-fifth his age? Whatever it is, it happened last night, and representing Lady Liberty was Miss USA Kristen Dalton, who is not a drag queen.

But as NationalWaterCooler.com points out, she certainly appeals to one.

Alas, America’s gal didn’t win; Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez did. Queens get no respect.

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By: editor editor
On: Aug 24, 2009
Tagged: kristen dalton, miss universe, miss usa, pageants, RuPaul

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No. 1 · Kiwi
USA would have stood a better chance if they had actually sent Miss Paul in her place.

Aug 24, 2009 at 12:00 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · a.tun
Kiwi: OMG I agree. Miss Paul FTW!!!!

Aug 24, 2009 at 12:12 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Randy
Miss USA should be a judge on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race!

Take THAT, Carrie Prejean!

Aug 24, 2009 at 12:28 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Brit
Talk about getting the look for less!

Aug 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · GranDiva
Miss RuPaul is too old to be Miss USA. By a far piece.

Aug 24, 2009 at 1:02 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · BussaBus
I think there’s something else different about RuPaul that makes him ineligible to replace Miss Usa!

Aug 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · RudePaul
RuPaul would have been a much better musical guest than Heidi Montag! At least RuPaul knows the lyrics to his own music!!

RuPaul would have been a better hostess too, that gal who cohosted with Billy Bush was terrible!

Aug 24, 2009 at 1:23 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Robb
Miss U.S.A. is in the Toddler’s & Tiara’s version of RuPaul’s outfit! More Pro-Am might have helped her!

Aug 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · AyRod
Love the pictures on that site of Miss China and Miss Venezuela’s crown falling off!

But I’m sick like dat!

Aug 24, 2009 at 3:33 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · Ertma
I really wish Miss USA had won just to rub it in for Carrie Prejean!

Aug 24, 2009 at 3:37 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Meg
Supermodel of the Universe!

Aug 24, 2009 at 4:22 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Andy
Miss USA must be a Rupaul fan! @Randy Yes, she would make a great judge on Drag Race season 2!

Aug 24, 2009 at 7:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · JessieFan
RuPaul’s hair is much better too, as long as we’re going there….

Aug 25, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Fergie
RuPaul could also have Heidi Montag on Season 2 of the Drag Race, she could teach contestants to lip-sync for their lives!

Aug 25, 2009 at 2:48 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · Steph
You betta work, bitch!

Sorry, I just love saying that!

Aug 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm · @Reply ·