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Even With RuPaul’s Outfit, Miss USA Loses at Miss Universe
We’re not even sure what Miss Universe is supposed to be these days. A college scholarship program? A scouting arena for adult video proprietors? An excuse for Donald Trump to hang out with women one-fifth his age? Whatever it is, it happened last night, and representing Lady Liberty was Miss USA Kristen Dalton, who is not a drag queen.
But as NationalWaterCooler.com points out, she certainly appeals to one.
Alas, America’s gal didn’t win; Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez did. Queens get no respect.
USA would have stood a better chance if they had actually sent Miss Paul in her place.
Kiwi: OMG I agree. Miss Paul FTW!!!!
Miss USA should be a judge on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race!
Take THAT, Carrie Prejean!
Talk about getting the look for less!
Miss RuPaul is too old to be Miss USA. By a far piece.
I think there’s something else different about RuPaul that makes him ineligible to replace Miss Usa!
RuPaul would have been a much better musical guest than Heidi Montag! At least RuPaul knows the lyrics to his own music!!
RuPaul would have been a better hostess too, that gal who cohosted with Billy Bush was terrible!
Miss U.S.A. is in the Toddler’s & Tiara’s version of RuPaul’s outfit! More Pro-Am might have helped her!
Love the pictures on that site of Miss China and Miss Venezuela’s crown falling off!
But I’m sick like dat!
I really wish Miss USA had won just to rub it in for Carrie Prejean!
Supermodel of the Universe!
Miss USA must be a Rupaul fan! @Randy Yes, she would make a great judge on Drag Race season 2!
RuPaul’s hair is much better too, as long as we’re going there….
RuPaul could also have Heidi Montag on Season 2 of the Drag Race, she could teach contestants to lip-sync for their lives!
You betta work, bitch!
Sorry, I just love saying that!