We’re not even sure what Miss Universe is supposed to be these days. A college scholarship program? A scouting arena for adult video proprietors? An excuse for Donald Trump to hang out with women one-fifth his age? Whatever it is, it happened last night, and representing Lady Liberty was Miss USA Kristen Dalton, who is not a drag queen.
But as NationalWaterCooler.com points out, she certainly appeals to one.
Alas, America’s gal didn’t win; Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez did. Queens get no respect.