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Even With RuPaul’s Outfit, Miss USA Loses at Miss Universe

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We’re not even sure what Miss Universe is supposed to be these days. A college scholarship program? A scouting arena for adult video proprietors? An excuse for Donald Trump to hang out with women one-fifth his age? Whatever it is, it happened last night, and representing Lady Liberty was Miss USA Kristen Dalton, who is not a drag queen.

But as NationalWaterCooler.com points out, she certainly appeals to one.

Alas, America’s gal didn’t win; Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez did. Queens get no respect.

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15 Comments

  • Kiwi

    USA would have stood a better chance if they had actually sent Miss Paul in her place.

  • a.tun

    Kiwi: OMG I agree. Miss Paul FTW!!!!

  • Randy

    Miss USA should be a judge on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race!

    Take THAT, Carrie Prejean!

  • Brit

    Talk about getting the look for less!

  • GranDiva

    Miss RuPaul is too old to be Miss USA. By a far piece.

  • BussaBus

    I think there’s something else different about RuPaul that makes him ineligible to replace Miss Usa!

  • RudePaul

    RuPaul would have been a much better musical guest than Heidi Montag! At least RuPaul knows the lyrics to his own music!!

    RuPaul would have been a better hostess too, that gal who cohosted with Billy Bush was terrible!

  • Robb

    Miss U.S.A. is in the Toddler’s & Tiara’s version of RuPaul’s outfit! More Pro-Am might have helped her!

  • AyRod

    Love the pictures on that site of Miss China and Miss Venezuela’s crown falling off!

    But I’m sick like dat!

  • Ertma

    I really wish Miss USA had won just to rub it in for Carrie Prejean!

  • Meg

    Supermodel of the Universe!

  • Andy

    Miss USA must be a Rupaul fan! @Randy Yes, she would make a great judge on Drag Race season 2!

  • JessieFan

    RuPaul’s hair is much better too, as long as we’re going there….

  • Fergie

    RuPaul could also have Heidi Montag on Season 2 of the Drag Race, she could teach contestants to lip-sync for their lives!

  • Steph

    You betta work, bitch!

    Sorry, I just love saying that!

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