Happy Endings

• NFL disses AfterElton! Prefers GLAAD fags! (Suckers!)

• Shocker: studios still won’t hire gay actors!

• Run for your lives! The gay bear internet wars have begun!

• Donald Trump loves Rudy Giuliani‘s titties!

• John Edwards caved! Fired bloggers!

• Britney Spears can’t get enough vagina! She loves it! She wishes she could lick it right now. If you had a vagina, she’d probably lick it and then say, “Damn, I love vagina”! (We can’t stop exclaiming! Someone call for help!)