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Hot German Streaker Crashes Dolce & Gabbana Runway At Milan Fashion Week

Dolce & Gabbana - Runway - MFW S/S 2014Well there’s a great visual for Italian designers Dolce & Gabbana to draw upon while sitting in a jail cell for tax evasion this summer.

The flashy design team was in Milan to present their spring 2014 menswear collection this week, and while most of their models were hot Sicilian boys, one German man undoubtedly made the biggest impression of the evening.

During the show’s finale, an unidentified streaker dominated the catwalk with some original fashions of his own: a perky bubble butt and a luxurious pair of red loafers. The impromptu streaker was escorted backstage (where we hope he exchanged numbers with some of the models), and nobody is really sure why it happened.

NY Magazine suggests it’s the German’s way of throwing side-eye at fashion week, because last year, they were too “ugly…fat and not stylish” to be invited. But if you ask us, we’d say it’s just this man’s gratuitous gift to the world. With a butt like that, it would be a crime to walk the runway in pants!

Dolce & Gabbana - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 25, 2013
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  • 19 Comments
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Obviously, he didn’t mind being the “butt” of jokes, but I’ll bet there were very few of those! You go, guy!

      Jun 25, 2013 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      Nice ass!

      Jun 25, 2013 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
    • yaoming
    • Jbaltes
      Jbaltes

      Bet he provided a nice change to some of the bizarre stuff that is often seen on these so-called “fashion runways!” NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

      Jun 25, 2013 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Dolce and Gabbana don’t believe in equal rights for gays and have from time to time denied even being gay….what losers…

      Jun 25, 2013 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Maybe that’s why it happened…

      Jun 25, 2013 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      I like that he trimmed to do this. What a polite streaker!

      Jun 25, 2013 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackhoffsky
      Jackhoffsky

      I can’t stress enough the importance of always having cute red shoes in your closet… and Roos are the perfect choice. They are comfortable, versatile, and they add a punch of color to any demonstration.

      Jun 25, 2013 at 8:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • miagoodguy
      miagoodguy

      What an idiot

      Jun 25, 2013 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MerrellStreet
      MerrellStreet

      Tee Hee

      Jun 26, 2013 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      I wish I would not have clicked on the uncensored pic. Kinda, well, underwhelmed…
      But at least he does have nice calves/legs and that beautiful ass…

      Jun 26, 2013 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mofdgheb
      Mofdgheb

      Well, FEMEN did a topless protest at Heidi Klum’s “Germany’s Next Top Model.” Maybe this is what happens to fashion in the age of austerity.

      Also, Queerty, it’s kind of difficult to take you seriously whenever you run a story just because some guy took off his pants. This streaker was trying to promote his fashion blog, and his “concern” is not even LGBT-related.

      Jun 26, 2013 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      @yaoming: Thanks so much for the uncensored pics. I can’t believe here it is 2013 and they have to block out the image of his penis… He isn’t showing much anyhow.

      Jun 26, 2013 at 7:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      @Tackle: Never mind his small weiner. Just turn him over which he’d gladly oblige to, and pound that tight hard ass. And look at those legs and calves. A lot to enjoy here despite the small weiner

      Jun 26, 2013 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      @BlogZilla: Hear,hear…

      Jun 27, 2013 at 5:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shadeaux
      Shadeaux

      That ass is EVERYTHING!!!

      Aug 20, 2013 at 7:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boyfred
      boyfred

      Nice ass guy! You go guy.

      Aug 23, 2013 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kenover
      Kenover

      @Jackhoffsky: So true!

      Mar 19, 2014 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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