The first test for â€œthe latest scienceâ€ was for Barrowman to sit in a theatre and leer as various men walked onto the stage. He then guessed whether they were gay or straight just by looking at them. Sadly, he was far from accurate, which meant that homosexuality had to be more scientifically deduced. This involved Barrowman flying to Chicago, where he had electrodes wired to his penis while he watched some porn.
Barrowmanâ€™s brain activity during this arduous test showed that he is, in fact, gay. Seventeen minutes into this primetime BBC1 documentary, and the latest science had finally managed to establish the bleeding obvious.
Nevertheless, Barrowman was undaunted as he drew sweeping conclusions about sexuality. â€œItâ€™s nothing to do with nurture!â€ he chirped wildly. â€œJohn now feels closer than ever to finding out that gay men are born that way,â€ added the narrator, but failed to add that John had no earthly reason to feel this way.
We think it’s probably for the best that no conclusions were drawn.