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Morning Goods: Kris Kranz


Clothing company Energie recently tapped Kris Kranz to model their new line of underwear. Can you blame them?

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Oct 16, 2008
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No. 1 · retrofit71 · Member · 75 comments

MEN-SAR you sound like the biggest loser in every single post, it’s pretty amazing. Again, please post a full body/face shot on the WWW with link so we may critique.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 8:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · David

This guy can spar with me anytime. God what sexy legs.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 8:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · scott

Model aside, I really like the underwear.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · Adam

OMG! I love the underwear! I’ll be buying some shortly… As to “Men-Sar” his obnoxious because he wants the attention once he’s not getting all the comments to his posts he’ll move on and we can get back to enjoying our Morning Goods fully.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 5 · CHURCHILL-Y

Quite honestly the only thing I find unattractive in these pics are the underwear, nothing sexy about them. And I’m not boxer only kinda guy, so its not that I don’t find briefs appealing.
Otherwise Mr. Kranz is simply a God!

McCain ★ Palin ’08

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · Sam

The sooner you get over your “only straight guys do it for me”, the sooner you can lose your virginity. Unless of course you only like masculie women as well.

Anywho, this guy’s hot.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 7 · ILOVEZ

OMG! This guy is unreal! His body & face is unbelievable! His legs are amazing!
HEY HELLO! He can rape me anytime!!!!

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 8 · dellisonly · Member · 158 comments

He is hawt! I just don’t like how the pictures were treated. Too dark.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 9 · Darth Paul

Excellent.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 10 · Rsquared

The legs!!!!!!

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 11 · shaun

love the hairy legs!

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 12 · Alan down in Florida

A man with legs, ass, hair and face not just some post-modern twink. Wow! Agree with Dellisonly about the unflattering lighting though.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 13 · JJ

Does anyone know of any videos of kickboxers working out sans underwear? The view of him kicking that punching bag…I think I’m developing a preoccupation.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 14 · Ray

he is perfect in every way.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 15 · Men-Sar

Sam, as it happened, I lost my virginity already–to my dad, but still.

Now I’m only attracted to straight guys. I have to pay them because I’m so butt ugly, but you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 16 · Ray

i actually think Men-Sar is quite funny and just pushing our buttons. I get the humor.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 17 · Sam

I see that now too Ray. Touche Menses.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 18 · M Shane

Terrific! in all respects his legs are exceptional, looks like an athlete so many guys who just do the muscle building trip don’t get the leg development, he has.
Akll of him is so fine. all of him. No reason he can’t be gay! I can’t imagine having sex with someone who’s not attracted to me.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 19 · Barbara Bennett

MEN-SAR = loser

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 20 · John

Awesome body.

As for his facial features, they’re classically “Germanic.” Lots of facial hair. Prominent nose. Pouty lips. Deep penetrating eyes.

Whether you like that look or not is, of course, a personal preference. I happen to think he’s quite handsome. Although those who prefer Latinos, Italians, Africans, or Asians might find him less attractive.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 21 · Doctor Who · Member · 5 comments

ugh. over photoshop’ed. using some fake hdr script.

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 at 9:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 22 · michael

Men Sar, I think its only straight “children” you are attracted to, not men. So your Dad molested you and you carry on the tradition. How nice for all those poor kids that live in your trailer park.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 3:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 23 · Davilicious

Thanks for the ass shot!

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 3:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 24 · mark

I appreciated this cluster of photos, most saved to my puter….very sexy guy.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 25 · Sam

Damn, I can not stop looking at this man. Holy torso.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 26 · M Shane

John: I grew up around a lot of Germans, and you are right. Not all of them look like that however; I like different appearamnces.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 27 · joe

John has race issues

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 29 · ejman74 · Member · 2 comments

God, to see this guy named would be great!!
Can’t he just HOLD the underwear…lol

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 30 · ejman74 · Member · 2 comments

NAKED…hahaha… not named

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 31 · mary gaudette

hey i know this guy….. i went to hs w him!!!!!!! n a few other reasons…….gotta love friends

Posted: Jan 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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