Lovely lesbian couple Cristine Gaiennie and Patsy Lovell welcomed four bundles of joy this week. The gals had been hoping for one baby, but it brought along some friends. Said trooper Gaiennie, who carried the litter, considers the quadruplets “a gift.” Yes, the gift that keeps on giving. And there’s no returning this shit…

No word on whether Gaienne had a caesarian. We really, really hope so…