OPTICAL ILLUSIONS

Over 50 Horny Hetero Men Pleasured Themselves To Photos Of Guy’s Butt Crack Thinking It Was Boobs

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The ersatz cleavage photo uploaded by poshpink330

Dozens of enthusiastic male masturbators found themselves the butt of a joke when they learned that what they thought was a photo of a woman’s cleavage was actually a man’s hairy butt crack.

It all started on Monday whenReddit user poshpink330 posted a photo of what appeared to be a sexy cleavage pic to r/GoneWild, a popular online community where ladies post racy photos of themselves for gentlemen’s enjoyment.

“(NSFW) first time poster…” she teased. “Wanna see more? ;-)”

She soon found herself bombarded with explicit messages from r/GoneWild users clamoring for more.

“Hey there, sorry for being upfront,” one commenter wrote, “but I’d really love for you to tell me to stroke my cock and cum for you, and that you want my warm load. ;)”

“I wish you were here in the hospital to keep me company,” another person said.

“I would love to see you in a tight pair of cute little panties just tight enough so we can get a hint of the lips underneath of that thin bit of fabric,” someone else added.

In addition to the sexually charged comments, some men sent selfies and dick pics hoping to seduce the coy online temptress. One man went so far as to send a shot of his boner pressed up against the photo.

It wasn’t until the following day that poshpink330 revealed the ruse.

“To all of those LOVELY gentlefolk on Gone Wild last night…with love, from ‘Posh’ 😉 ,” she wrote, along with the upcropped photo, which revealed her husband’s gluteus maximus in saggy grey underpants.

“Glad everyone loved my husband’s ass crack,” she wrote. “Whether you were frustrated and needed someone to ‘blow your load,’ or if you simply wanted to ‘kiss every inch of it goodnight,’ I’m glad that my husband’s butt gave you the comfort you needed. All 51 of you who pm’d me.”

Many r/GoneWild users were upset by the prank.

“Thanks bitch,” one user said.

“I wouldn’t want you to cross paths with one of the true psychos,” another man wrote with a frowny face. “Have fun with your social experiment.”

Although not everyone was angry.

“Hey, it was late, and those ‘tits’ looked amazing,” one guy admitted. “Well played.”

Well played, indeed.

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h/t: Gawker

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