Paris And Kate Get Cozy At 'L-Word' Premiere?
Or Is It A Lesbian Illusion?
 

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It looks like Paris Hilton booked a night with the lesbians at last night's The L-Word premiere.

Homo-journo Marc Malkin braved the babe fest and reports his eye-witness accounts of Hilton and sex bomb actress Katherine Moennig making like trees together:

The hotel heiress was dressed in a black and tan minidress, black stockings and pumps, and she wore a black bob wig and hat.

She quickly squeezed herself into the middle of a banquette with Moennig and about eight other women and a couple of guys. Hilton and Moennig whispered to each other, wrapped their arms around each other, did shots, smoked cigarettes and took photos.

At one point, Ms. Hilton hiked her dress up to her waist and lifted her right leg into the air. She also changed hats, ditching the black one for a gray woolly number. And of course, Hilton entertained the crowd with some of her trademark dancing atop the banquette.

At about 10 p.m., Hilton and Moennig took off for lesbian night at the Falcon restaurant and lounge on Sunset Boulevard. “Paris and Kate are here holding hands,” an eyewitness emailed me at about 11:30 p.m.

Absolutely titillating. Some wonder, however, if that was in fact Paris Hilton or one of her many look-a-likes. We can no longer tell the difference between Hilton and her frightening franchise.

Malkin's lady loving sources also claim Hilton chatted with producer Ilene Chaiken. Said party-goer, "Paris wants to be on the show." That's a terrible idea.

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Comments (8)

No. 1 · cara boo

For shits sake, NO!!!! She could ruin any show. And I loooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeee this one. Please go away Paris!

Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · jetgirl

NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ilene, tell her NO and back away from the Paris. Don't make any sudden movements. Forget about Kate. It's too late for her. Save yourself!

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · face the facts

The l word already has a paris hilton. Her name is JENNY.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · no way

It is insane to say that Jenny and Paris have anything in common. Obviously you've never seen the L Word.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · face the facts

i've seen every episode at least twice from every season. i think they have similar attitudes (lately) and what about the dog? they are not the exact same person…obviously…but i do see similarities and i do not want either of them on the show. they both suck.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 11:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · face the facts

you saw the season premiere right?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 11:13 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · galacticstar

I kind of agree with you. They both need lots of attention, have a stupid dog, are totally spoiled and are both OUT OF CONTROL in many aspects. But then again, Jenny is way more of a bitch but a lot smarter and creative than Paris. Anyway, who cares. Jenny is doing enough damage as it is.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 11:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Briana

I HOPE THEY ARE TOGETHER…. WHo knows.. kate might be good for paris!

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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