Pat Boone may want Kentucky voters to think he's all about "traditional" values, but the famed singer may have a bit of a pornographic past.
A reader sent us a NSFW Hustler-obtained image which appears to be Mr. Boone opening the box on his exceptionally small penis. Could this be wear Justin Timberlake and SNL got the idea?

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Yeah, well, that's very nice an' all, but where's the big Washington sex scandal bombshell Flynt's been promising to drop? Surely this isn't it (cuz Pat, honey, there's nothing big about THAT particular bombshell…)
That photo has been around a long time. It used to be referred to as "Boone in a box." The guy is really creepy, always has been.
Every "morally depraved" person who has been immorally affected by people like Patsy should pst this picture on his//her website.
In fact, does someone know how to get this up on Google images search?
cheaper than my last trick? you all pay for tricks?
let me just say to pat boone what i say to the trolls who don't know what 'no' means and cruise me with a vengeance: "that looks like a penis…ONLY SMALLER!"
While not a size queen, I can still be impressed… but at my age I've learned to agree that more than a mouthful is wasted.
He could have gone a little more green and used a much smaller box (in his defense, it was the 1930's and the environment wasn't a big concern).
I think you mean 'where', dear, not 'wear'.
The Dead Kennedy's said it first about the Anita Bryant's and the Pat Boones,
"If you are alive then God must be dead".