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PHOTOS: Gay Porn Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves

dirk caber papa smurfHey, just because they’re porn stars doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings.

If you write mean tweets about Paddy O’Brian, Dirk Caber, and Colby Keller, there’s a chance those boys might actually see them, as evidenced by a new video from Men.com.

The video features some of our favorite naked eye-candies scrolling through Twitter to read some awfully harsh reviews.

Is this a blatant rip-off of the Jimmy Kimmel video in which celebrities read mean tweets about themselves? Yes, yes it is. Normally we’d raise an eyebrow at such a shameless re-use of someone else’s schtick, but we’re willing to allow it this time because, hey, porn stars!

Here are some of our favorites, along with pics of a few of the fellas. Our thanks to Men.com and their models for being such good sports. And an extra-big thanks to the Twitter users who write mean remarks about naked strangers, for making such important contributions to western civilization.

tom faulk

“Tom Faulk, you’re really living up to your hair color.”

paddy o'brian

“Paddy is only 28?? He looks like he ages 5 years every time he takes a cock.”

gabriel clark

“I don’t know if I want to fuck Jimmy Fanz or take him to a homeless shelter.”

dirk caber

“Dirk Caber is the porn version of Papa Smurf.”

colby keller

Colby Keller, anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.”

By:           matt baume
On:           Aug 22, 2014
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  • 23 Comments
    • TinoTurner
      TinoTurner

      I’ve met Colby several times in Baltimore and there are more then a few screws loose. He’s dangerous.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      Awww, I love all these guys! Especially Paddy. I think he is beautiful!

      @TinoTurner: Thanks for that burst of morning sunshine.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MarionPaige
      MarionPaige

      gay blogs are repeatedly turnning to gay pornstars for some kind of “gay street cred” but the modern day gay porn performer is just not interesting enough to pull off anything really entertaining. And,

      doesn’t having performers read nasty comments encourage people to leave nasty comments?

      Tom Faulk looked very different when he first appeared on the gay porn scene at collegedudes, so the comments about him, like “he’s living up to his hair color”, may have applied more to the skinny surfer dude version of Faulk.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @MarionPaige:

      Funny how you claim that the porn performers aren’t interesting to be entertaining……right before you comment on Tom Faulk and respond to the comment he read.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • muscl954
      muscl954

      I will gladly volunteer to be Jimmy Fanz homeless shelter! And while Colby Keller does look a little scraggly lately, he is one hot mutherf**ker!

      Aug 22, 2014 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mgad
      mgad

      I want to be cynical about all of this but there is something endearing about porn stars just being funny.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 12:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seaguy
      seaguy

      There are a lot of hypocrite haters who will trash porn stars and belittle them but then they go and watch porn. I think its pathetic if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      @seaguy: Agreed.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ho
      ho

      If the whole world was doing porn we wouldn’t have anything left to fight about.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bad Ass Biker
      Bad Ass Biker

      Why is it that everyone who makes a porn movie considered “a star”?

      Aug 22, 2014 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      @ho: The whole world is doing porn – we’re just not filming it and sharing it with strangers.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Saint Law
      Saint Law

      @MarionPaige: Is there a second of the day you don’t spend looking at useless shite online?

      Aug 22, 2014 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sojayr
      Sojayr

      Why are people hating so much on this stars, porn is full guys to look at if you don’t like one there are others to pick from. For guys to go out of their way and put someone down is so annoying. I think its cool that these guys were like okay what ever I am still going to live my life. Why is it that we are suppose to be a community but we feel the need to put people down.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      The Papa Smurf one made me laugh. Honestly, that is a designation older gay men should be proud of. Papa Smurf was a wise&benevolent protector/leader to a group of silly little blue twinks

      Aug 22, 2014 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JJ24
      JJ24

      @DarkZephyr: You do realize Paddy is a raging homophobe right?

      Aug 22, 2014 at 10:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JJ24
      JJ24

      I seriously love Dirk, he is by far my favorite porn star and he can be my school teacher any day! Paddy however is his typical douche taskstic self and if he offend that people don’t think he is straight or that he looks a lot older then 28 he should A stop fucking men for money and B lay of the booze and drugs.

      Oh and as far as the way he talks I imagine that he is the english version of a hillbilly.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 10:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis
      tardis

      Are these fake? Why don’t they cite the user who tweeted them? And why are they all perfectly punctuated? And…is Paddy really 28??? He looks 33-35.

      Aug 22, 2014 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
      PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      Okay, I think I’m finally “getting” Colby Keller.

      The strain and exaggeration in the accent & mannerisms of that Paddy geezer pings full-on HOMOGAY to me. Sexy cringe innit.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 4:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alton
      Alton

      Apparently, some people take porn waaaaaaay too seriously.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • topshelf
      topshelf

      @JJ24:

      You must be joking.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 11:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JJ24
      JJ24

      @topshelf: About what? Paddy being a homophobe? I’m not.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cpd
      cpd

      Just relax about this whole thing. These guys just make porn. They are not role models. Don’t expect pornstars to do amazing things for humanity.

      Aug 25, 2014 at 3:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TVC 15
      TVC 15

      Dirk can be my papa smurf ANY day. Jimmy can be our houseboy. I used to like Colby, but now I get a bit annoyed by him. Could be the whole communist thing.

      Aug 25, 2014 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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