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PHOTOS: Gay Porn Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves

dirk caber papa smurfHey, just because they’re porn stars doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings.

If you write mean tweets about Paddy O’Brian, Dirk Caber, and Colby Keller, there’s a chance those boys might actually see them, as evidenced by a new video from Men.com.

The video features some of our favorite naked eye-candies scrolling through Twitter to read some awfully harsh reviews.

Is this a blatant rip-off of the Jimmy Kimmel video in which celebrities read mean tweets about themselves? Yes, yes it is. Normally we’d raise an eyebrow at such a shameless re-use of someone else’s schtick, but we’re willing to allow it this time because, hey, porn stars!

Here are some of our favorites, along with pics of a few of the fellas. Our thanks to Men.com and their models for being such good sports. And an extra-big thanks to the Twitter users who write mean remarks about naked strangers, for making such important contributions to western civilization.

tom faulk

“Tom Faulk, you’re really living up to your hair color.”

paddy o'brian

“Paddy is only 28?? He looks like he ages 5 years every time he takes a cock.”

gabriel clark

“I don’t know if I want to fuck Jimmy Fanz or take him to a homeless shelter.”

dirk caber

“Dirk Caber is the porn version of Papa Smurf.”

colby keller

“Colby Keller, anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.”

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