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PHOTOS: Gay Porn Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves

dirk caber papa smurfHey, just because they’re porn stars doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings.

If you write mean tweets about Paddy O’Brian, Dirk Caber, and Colby Keller, there’s a chance those boys might actually see them, as evidenced by a new video from Men.com.

The video features some of our favorite naked eye-candies scrolling through Twitter to read some awfully harsh reviews.

Is this a blatant rip-off of the Jimmy Kimmel video in which celebrities read mean tweets about themselves? Yes, yes it is. Normally we’d raise an eyebrow at such a shameless re-use of someone else’s schtick, but we’re willing to allow it this time because, hey, porn stars!

Here are some of our favorites, along with pics of a few of the fellas. Our thanks to Men.com and their models for being such good sports. And an extra-big thanks to the Twitter users who write mean remarks about naked strangers, for making such important contributions to western civilization.

tom faulk

“Tom Faulk, you’re really living up to your hair color.”

paddy o'brian

“Paddy is only 28?? He looks like he ages 5 years every time he takes a cock.”

gabriel clark

“I don’t know if I want to fuck Jimmy Fanz or take him to a homeless shelter.”

dirk caber

“Dirk Caber is the porn version of Papa Smurf.”

colby keller

“Colby Keller, anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.”

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23 Comments

  • TinoTurner

    I’ve met Colby several times in Baltimore and there are more then a few screws loose. He’s dangerous.

  • DarkZephyr

    Awww, I love all these guys! Especially Paddy. I think he is beautiful!

    @TinoTurner: Thanks for that burst of morning sunshine.

  • MarionPaige

    gay blogs are repeatedly turnning to gay pornstars for some kind of “gay street cred” but the modern day gay porn performer is just not interesting enough to pull off anything really entertaining. And,

    doesn’t having performers read nasty comments encourage people to leave nasty comments?

    Tom Faulk looked very different when he first appeared on the gay porn scene at collegedudes, so the comments about him, like “he’s living up to his hair color”, may have applied more to the skinny surfer dude version of Faulk.

  • Cam

    @MarionPaige:

    Funny how you claim that the porn performers aren’t interesting to be entertaining……right before you comment on Tom Faulk and respond to the comment he read.

  • muscl954

    I will gladly volunteer to be Jimmy Fanz homeless shelter! And while Colby Keller does look a little scraggly lately, he is one hot mutherf**ker!

  • mgad

    I want to be cynical about all of this but there is something endearing about porn stars just being funny.

  • seaguy

    There are a lot of hypocrite haters who will trash porn stars and belittle them but then they go and watch porn. I think its pathetic if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything.

  • Stache99

    @seaguy: Agreed.

  • ho

    If the whole world was doing porn we wouldn’t have anything left to fight about.

  • Bad Ass Biker

    Why is it that everyone who makes a porn movie considered “a star”?

  • Alan down in Florida

    @ho: The whole world is doing porn – we’re just not filming it and sharing it with strangers.

  • Saint Law

    @MarionPaige: Is there a second of the day you don’t spend looking at useless shite online?

  • Sojayr

    Why are people hating so much on this stars, porn is full guys to look at if you don’t like one there are others to pick from. For guys to go out of their way and put someone down is so annoying. I think its cool that these guys were like okay what ever I am still going to live my life. Why is it that we are suppose to be a community but we feel the need to put people down.

  • Ogre Magi

    The Papa Smurf one made me laugh. Honestly, that is a designation older gay men should be proud of. Papa Smurf was a wise&benevolent protector/leader to a group of silly little blue twinks

  • JJ24

    @DarkZephyr: You do realize Paddy is a raging homophobe right?

  • JJ24

    I seriously love Dirk, he is by far my favorite porn star and he can be my school teacher any day! Paddy however is his typical douche taskstic self and if he offend that people don’t think he is straight or that he looks a lot older then 28 he should A stop fucking men for money and B lay of the booze and drugs.

    Oh and as far as the way he talks I imagine that he is the english version of a hillbilly.

  • tardis

    Are these fake? Why don’t they cite the user who tweeted them? And why are they all perfectly punctuated? And…is Paddy really 28??? He looks 33-35.

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    Okay, I think I’m finally “getting” Colby Keller.

    The strain and exaggeration in the accent & mannerisms of that Paddy geezer pings full-on HOMOGAY to me. Sexy cringe innit.

  • Alton

    Apparently, some people take porn waaaaaaay too seriously.

  • topshelf

    @JJ24:

    You must be joking.

  • JJ24

    @topshelf: About what? Paddy being a homophobe? I’m not.

  • cpd

    Just relax about this whole thing. These guys just make porn. They are not role models. Don’t expect pornstars to do amazing things for humanity.

  • TVC 15

    Dirk can be my papa smurf ANY day. Jimmy can be our houseboy. I used to like Colby, but now I get a bit annoyed by him. Could be the whole communist thing.

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