Idris Elba is a damn fine actor, and we hate to reduce our coverage of him to something as silly as what may or may not be swinging between his legs.
Oh who are we kidding, let’s examine the evidence.
Earlier this month some highly suggestive photos made the internet rounds, showing what appears to be a jaw-droppingly large creature living in Idris’ pants.
Exhibits A through C suggest some serious D:
Well despite our collective fantasy of this being the real deal, Idris addressed the photos on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to clear the air.
His culprit? A “microphone wire.”
Is Idris trying to keep the exclusive on his huge story or is he merely the victim of a faulty chord?
Here he is defending himself: