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Pop Quiz: Kentucky Derby Contender or Vintage Gay Porn?

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Today marks the start of the 2011 Kentucky Derby, so we at Queerty thought it high time to remind you that gay Louisville has more to offer than this annual stampede to determine which twink rides his pony the fastest. But just for fun, muddle some mint, fix yourself a julep and see where you finish in our quiz.

Are these the names of Kentucky Derby contenders or vintage gay porn titles?

1. Wild Water

2. Stay Thirsty

3. Mucho Macho Man

4. Hell Knight

5. Animal Kingdom

6. The All-American Boy

7. Uncle Mo

8. Midnight Interlude

9. Pinball Wizard

10. Hot to Trot

Drumroll please….

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By:           Dan Tracer
On:           May 6, 2011
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  • 5 Comments
    • divkid
      divkid

      dan, i don’t begrudge you trying to drum up work for gaycities, particularly as it’s helping fund this temple of culture, and i guess your trying to do it imaginitivly‚Ķ but, really? THIS!
      random and tortuous.

      May 6, 2011 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillCooney
      BillCooney

      They’re Kentucky Derby horse names. Mucho Macho Man and Uncle Mo were the giveaways.

      May 6, 2011 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillCooney
      BillCooney

      Oops! I didn’t realize that we were supposed to know each name. My Bad!

      May 6, 2011 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • marino
      marino

      reel cool yguys. now tell us where to find that porn :D

      May 7, 2011 at 9:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lizcivious
      lizcivious

      I aced that quiz because I’m a horse racing fan, although those titles would make great racehorse names. Despite their lack of height, jockeys have wonderful upper bodies, even those that still ride after 50 years old. Many of the younger jocks are very hot, especially Channing Hill. Some of the best in the business are featured in an all-shirtless calendar. Check it out. Good things come in small packages.

      May 7, 2011 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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